A ten minute long "game" of you steering your redheaded lady-assassin through extremely short maps where you collect gold and either fight or walk around largely oblivious space bugs and future soldiers. You can pick up a sword and swing it and there's a 50% chance it'll bug out and disappear but it doesn't really matter since, again, the enemies can easily be avoided/ignored. It's fast, buggy and not at all enjoyable. I wasn't expecting much and thankfully only spent a dollar but the non-sale price of this game is ten bucks and that's just crazy-talk. Don't spend a buck on this and don't dream of spending ten bucks on it.

A ten minute long "game" of you steering your redheaded lady-assassin through extremely short maps where you collect gold and either fight or walk around largely oblivious space bugs and future soldiers. You can pick up a sword and swing it and there's a 50% chance it'll bug out and disappear but it doesn't really matter since, again, the enemies can easily be avoided/ignored. It's fast, buggy and not at all enjoyable. I wasn't expecting much and thankfully only spent a dollar but the non-sale price of this game is ten bucks and that's just crazy-talk. Don't spend a buck on this and don't dream of spending ten bucks on it.