Who am I: I'm a guy in the US who has loved competitive Esports ever since my brother introduced it to me with CSGO. I'm some washed up guy who thinks hes good at FPS games and relies on his friends for content.

"To my dreams and back, my life is empty without you in my arms"

Trading CSGO & TF2 2nd Backpack & Trade Link


Twitch [www.twitch.tv]

Twitter

Public Discord Server [discord.gg] (Personal: dankstar_)

Youtube

FurAffinity [www.furaffinity.net]


2015-2017 Xplosive Esports

2017-2018 MadeInUSA
(3rd place ESHUB NA 5v5 Demolition)

2018-2019 FuriousVictory "I never left"
RIP Alchvmist 05/25/2021 We Miss You
(2x 3rd place CGO NA 2v2 Demolition)
(1st Place ESHUB NA 1v1 Demolition Ladder)

2019-2020 Protocol gaming
(3rd-4th 1v1 demolition)

2020 Furtastic
(9th Season 15 R6TM NA hub)

2021 Revenge Nation Academy

Currently LFT in R6


NO BRO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, bomb on me
~EU Guy Twitch VOD [www.twitch.tv]

why didn't he die i shot him in the neck!
~Dankstar

The language defaults to Europe
~Amphibol

I LISTENED TO THE PACER TEST WHILE DOING A 1V5!!!
~Dank YT Clip

McDonalds free health care
~Amphibol Twitch VOD [www.twitch.tv]

i shot him in the head 3 times and did 12dmg
~Amphibol

Dank is that your mom?
~Amphibol

Derka Derka
~Luke

*German Sheppard wheeze*
~Drunk Josh Voice Clip [soundcloud.com]

Dank Angry Dank Smash
~Amphibol GDrive Vid [drive.google.com]

*Screams Loudly*
~DankStar Youtube Clip

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
~DankStar Twitch VOD [www.twitch.tv]

If you werent fake I would answer your question but to answer your question I would
~Donald Trump to a CNN whitehouse correspondent

Carbonated Ice isnt seltzer water
~Amphibol

Do I need to get a dog whistle to get you to listen!!!
~Mark

*Starts watching old twomad video* *moms walks in* Why is there a black guy laying in bed at 2AM
I hope thats not porn.
~Danks mom

The American dream is getting served beer by heavily breasted women while eating wings and watching a football game.
~Amphibol

OMG why is Britney Spears playing?
~Amphibol

*Posts Doritos emoji* Is that and odly shaped cookie?
~Amphibol

I think a car is getting broken into, oh wait that's just josh laughing
~DankStar

Ended up getting "kidnapped" by a small group. They fed me McDonald's and tried to help me get a hookup then when they couldn't they drove me back to the con. 10/10 would be kidnapped again
~DankStar

What was running through dank's mom's brain when she took him to that convention:
my son is a weirdo but iv never seen him more happy
ima go grab me one of those half naked pillows when he's looking away!
~Amphibol

There's an old woman, who's ninety-two
Lives down the street
She said, one thing more I wanna do
Is find ole Pete and let him chop my meat
~Roy Brown

Mark-. — 05/27/2023 5:42 PM
@DankStar_ Dog
Woof woof, woof wofff wooof ,woof woof woof, woff woof, wof wof wof, wooof
~Mark

Mass, inertia, gravity, all working together to bring digital cheeks to life.
Behind every bounce is is an equation. So while others are glazing over the graphics,
I'm here gooning over the biomechanics of the gluteus maximus in motion.
Because in the end, science is just the study of how things move. Even the booty.
~Neil deGrasse Tyson