Recent reviews by <----- nottub

Call that ♥♥♥♥ Yakuza Kiwapee & Fart Ties the way this game is expelling ♥♥♥♥ everywhere god its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass

game sucks 0/10 i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game (unironically)

if max payne 1 was tweaking, max payne 2 was the bliss after straight tweaking for 9 hours on end. 10/10 game would play again after taking multiple painkillers

"hnnnng jesse.... jesse i need you to kill the hiss jesse... hnnng jesse.... listen to my mixtape" - Dr. Casper Darling

we broke the time egg

I am Baldi You're in my school You learn math here Run down the halls With my ruler Hide and seek you Run away but I will get you Give your answer In the think pad This is my school You do math bad Playtime's coming Bully's Running Got to sweep now When will you learn Children fleeing Teachers weeping People screaming Taste my ruler Now I'm angry You can't stop me Don't run freely Or you'll see me Let's play a game Just you and me Find the notebooks Don't be silly Slap my ruler Can't be truer I can hear you I will get you Running, hiding Terrifying Acrobatics Mathematics Time is ticking I am winning Hair is thinning
I am Baldi!

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started tweaking out half way through my playthrough 10/10 would do evil green fent cart again

I went from beating up a whole army of Nazis with my bear hands to laughing at an NPC's face in the span of 2 minutes, this game is kino.

I missed out on the Rebel Rush achievement i want to end it all so badly.