what the actual hell

yo

mama im a criminal mama im a crimal cream anal

rememeber back in highschool if someone got a boner we would stroke them till they busted

WE NEED ORDERS COMMANDER. MY MEN HAVE BEEB ON THE TOILET FOR HOURS, FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES. THEY NEED YOU, SIR!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

oh he's at it again? wtf

Thanks for helping me find God, But do you mind helping me seal him away again? The black mist that his living corpse is killing the crops and mutating the livestock

Happy new year bud, thanks for at least bein around off and on through it for me

Doo doo flinger

monkeys be like

flings turds at you

that's disgusting

Per toe*

Will suck toes for $2.75

who?

KID had 4000 hours and cries when destroyed , has to rage ban because they got farmed, 10/10 xd, had fun farming you, keep thinking I'm a cheater tho, the cope is real <3

It's called the grind bro

Lethal Company Addict. He has genuinely woken up and immediately gotten onto Lethal to play the entire day. ♥♥♥♥'s crazy.

I'm gonna shave your legs cover them in peanut butter and throw you into the woods so bears eat you

<3

meow

Switch off sniper and try pushing the cart next time.

I hate you

This guy is the world's best poker player.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

proof?

yehaw yo, have a happy new year!

incredible

270th comment

Yeah I did actually

you remind me of that one dude from that thing that one time

Mike, stop being terminally online, Mike.

i am going insane

fork in my brain!

You should get onto the hit video game Payday 2.

the wrinkler

the wrinkler

the wrinkler

The Wrinkler.

monke :)

monke!

no, no roleplay Commander.

nice *scratches them*

+rep my balls itch

Commander seggsi

ok

7pts after more than 5 minutes ingame

he does that with me

i bet you shove bananas up your nose

+rep