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Recent reviews by Gouda_CheeseCDXX☭

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2 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
I don’t know how to feel about this game honestly. As a Class of 09 game, it’s a mess. It’s not what the fans wanted at all. It’s edgy without the humor. I got a few chuckles out of me, but ultimately, the humor falls flat. Plus, SBN3 admitted he put no effort whatsoever into this game. But on the other hand, Class of 09 as a series is supposed to be a deeply personal game, and this serves as a perfect window into the entirety of the creator himself. SBN3 is trying to live vicariously through Nicole while sprinkling in bits and pieces of himself into other characters (namely Jeffery). In High School, SBN3 wanted to be a bully because he thought it was cool, but ultimately lacked the social skills to do so. He couldn’t relate to the nerdy kids because he had low grades and despised them and himself. Thats why Nicole is so mean to Jeffery because SBN3 is doing what he never could’ve done while also hating on himself at the same time. The latter is why I assume in this game, there is an ending where Jeffery is killed. It’s SBN3 wanting to kill that weird part of him to embrace the type of person he wants to be, Nicole. SBN3 also hates his fans, he’s a narcissist after all. He dislikes his success because his fans are not exactly like him. He has a habit of self sabotage when projects of his attract people he doesn't approve of. Thats why this game is the way it is. I really wish I could give a mixed feeling review because that’s what I’m truly feeling with this but ultimately I’m going to choose a negative review because of the game being a massive disappointment (especially since I’m a massive Jecka fan, she is literally me) and due to the person behind it being a narcissist who hates everything and everyone.

TLDR: the game sucks though with the context of the creator being a narcissistic, self-destructive, insecure, borderline sociopath that hates everyone not like him while simultaneously hating himself, you can understand why the game is the way it is.

Game may suck but that trailer theme slaps harder than Jecka’s dad.
Posted 24 September, 2024. Last edited 25 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record
I am NOT HAPPY
Posted 9 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.1 hrs on record
This game brings out my autistic side.
Posted 27 July, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Gaslit the AI into believing that both him and I were died and went to hell. I also got the shopkeeper to sell me crack.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
57.7 hrs on record (57.6 hrs at review time)
Started a cannibalistic sex cult that profits off of organ harvesting (specifically genitalia) and mass enslavement. Also made a concentration camp.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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10.9 hrs on record
Justin Roiland is a monster. Still a good game tho.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I can't believe Konami KILLED Kojima. Fly high sweet prince 😔 🕊️🕊️🕊️
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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3.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Damn, this drive is LOOOOONG.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record
I'm starting to think that making my park a petting zoo was not the best of ideas.
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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10.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I somehow started the Third Impact.
Posted 17 June, 2024. Last edited 9 September, 2024.
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