Recent reviews by Cobson

Why isn't this game dead yet? keel over and die already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? same lagswitch exploit is still working 6 years ago plus you can what a dbd player looks like if they are morbidly obese, posts gacha cringe or does thrist-trap tik toks, grooms children and probably stink really bad.

Only play DPS, the rest of your team is a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that WILL lose to bots if you don't play DPS, it's not just 1 bad match, every match you'll have to carry no matter what role because everyone is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lobomite.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and over-hyped, all the players who play this only go in with the sole prospect of RDMing, committing virtual t*rrorism, r@ping, kidnapping and griefing, all other gamemodes are unfun and dead, DarkRP is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can get away with RDMing you because they violated NLR and remembered your username days ago, was the one that defeated them or their friend, just play something that isn't community moderated because the levels of corruption and P2W is insane in this game, this game is simply unplayable, especially if you "hate certain groups of people, including pedophiles", THERE IS NO GAME to be played unless you like playing a unfun sandbox with nothing going on and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamemodes everyone cheats in or rely on cheese

Buy a REAL game, as much as you hate Ubisoft for R6, or CoD for appealing to consumerist troons, you will have a infinitely more fair and less stress inducing experience, where you are talking to moderators that are actually infants, and the staff are completely biased in favor of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ toxic players that pay for VIP and microtransactions in their servers, you were RDM'd by someone 3 times? now you have to get into a sit where a geeky ass 16 year old, will see logs that you didn't attack at all, and the RDMer will straight up disrespect and be like "oh who cares" straight to their face and they get off WITH A WARN

I always say it, but if I had to hypothetically choose what kind of gamers I would execute/br*tally m*rder, out of ALL of them, including League of Legends players, I would choose Gmod players, solely because it's filled with the most deplorable people who are outcasted from everything else, it's people who glorify the worst aspects of humanity, even server owners will use your payment information to dox you, and there are MANY Gmod players with 'P downloaded to their hard-drive and they'll personally spam your discord with it if they don't like you
So If anything it'd be like the show Dexter where it'd be right in k*lling these people because they probably would be doing those crimes in real life if Gmod was taken away from them, you might say "but if they really were that bad, wouldn't they create a p*do class in DarkRP?" and to rebuttal that, does anyone trustworthy/in-power of Gmod, actually audit these server to make sure gr**ming isn't happening? they don't need to implement p*dophilia because this game is over-populated with children, it's literally hunting grounds for p*do's to take minors off platform and further exploit them.

Intrinsically, this game is a cool concept but the people who've taken it over just ruin it, I wouldn't want my kid to play this and if I had the option to make a time-traveling machine and get 4k+ hours back of playing with losers and p*dos, I would have to, it makes no sense for a person like me to want to play a game that's designed for subjecting people who are stuck interacting with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on their computer and people who want to take advantage of others, all this game has achieved is turning me into "Notim Portant" from Hatred and wanting to g*nocide Gmod players, atleast Roblox at it's core tries to moderate and protect children from bad-actors, you n*ggas just ruin multiplayer, how did I go from playing with my friends on split-screen, to cool people online, then it evolved to playing with a bunch of freaks and cheaters, y'alls be a cancer to multiplayer and need your modems fried FRFR