Recent reviews by ThePyjamaLlama

The story in Portal Stories: Mel is really well made. The puzzles are harder than the ones in Portal 2 and the map is really well made. I'd rate this game 7/10

In NO way do I recommend this game. It bugged all the time and I got bored after the first two hours gameplay. I wasted $20 on this because it was my first steam game, and I didn't know you could refund it at the time.


Pro Tip No.1 For The Noobs To Steam: If you want to refund a game, click on the product in Library, click Support in the centre right of the screen (under community guides) and click I Would Like To Request A Refund. State your reasons why Goat Simulator is bad and wait for a Steam guy (or Gal) to accept.

Pro Tip No.2: You cannot Refund a game if You've played it for over 2 hours or had it for over 2 weeks. If you've had the game for 3 hours, get on your knees and beg to the Steam Person.

Pro Tip No.3: say this was helpful/funny and don't get Goat Simulator

Pro Tip No.4: Get a different game instead!!!

It took way too long to finish the job. The achievements did not work, and I was told my work got me fired

Very recommended. Almost 30 hours and i still have 2 more achievements. The online courses should keep me playing for a while longer still. 10 out of 10 on the Llama scale

Really love this game. It's fun, hurts your brain sometimes, but there are so many secrets and that's why I love Please, Don't Touch Anything