Recent reviews by Thomas The Dank

we need more of this

im jamming so hard

Is the game hard? Yes.
Is the game unbalanced? No.
Do you need to think carefully or get screwed? Yes.
3 hrs (+3 from demo) to complete first run and I suck at Slay the Spire*.
Play smart, play slow and you'll be fine.
Great art & music, highly recommend.

edit: said RoR which is uhh prob not the best example for a point lol

but like why doeee

Go in blind and play until the end.

just play it. an amazing ride from start to finish

Keeps the same great things about RoR while still being played in 3D. If you enjoyed RoR you'll love this.

A fun America Simulator with friends, or alone. Attempted to speed run later missons, got destroyed miserably.
Highly recommend + with the new update theres a lot more levels to play.

Playing this on the day it was released i expected bugs and problems with the servers but was very suprised. The game runs great minus the poor optimization for viewing distance. Its awesome to be chased in the night by a pack of zombies and just feels so smooth and natural the way you run. A lot of people I know thought it was going to be another failed free roam zombie game but I can say this is the best one yet. With two different play styles, fighting or running with independent leveling systems, I think you could spend a lot of time just messing around to level up. I think that this has been the best game I've played in my whole life.