Recent reviews by NV

Mmmm yes i get an excuse to shove adam's chainsaw into Unknowing suspects again

Which is funny because I actually think those things got nerfed in this remake, they're more of early game only.

Needless to say it's such a flawless remaster, all dead rising no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, All DR, No DR (♥♥♥♥ Riding).
The Survivor AI's don't make me want to cause National Tragedy, and they actually made the bosses 10% more fair.

The new frank west voice makes my new eardrums melt like the wicked witch of the west.
My medical bills went through the roof after I heard Mr West spout some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like "Excuse me my good-man helicopter pilot, but I have covered national conflicts, don't you know?" and blasted through my 1st story window

No I didn't get injured from the fall it's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first floor, Neither did I get cuts from the glass (Built Different).
I simply had a heart attack from all the euphoria this game's quality of life additions brought me.
It may be pricey but dis a good one.


Still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the rat bastard convicts rolling around in their little goon mobile

Phenomenal. I am so hooked on serving people Papa's secret recipe just like I was back in the early 2010's. I really liked the newly added Papa Boss fight, He's very challenging and fun. I did not, however, appreciate the scene where he took off his shirt and went "Pap-Tuah" on the main character.

This fight just so happened to occur while I was showing the game to my Malnourished bearded dragon "Frankie O." He's easily traumatized, I could feel his scales harden, How could you Papa? How would you like it if a mascot took off his costume in front of your kid self? Shattered, your reality torn.

He was in so much disgust and shock that he went Shock-Tuah on my keyboard and scurried off into a nearby half full trashbag, one of many in my filthy unkept room.

For this incident alone your score goes from a 10/10 to just a 9/10 i guess

I mod in people I don't like, Say dirty ♥♥♥♥ to them, and look in their eyes while spit-Uahing on my moniter as I empty my hatred all over the keyboard; I may or may not send them Snapchats of the results from an Anonymous account.

it's very good. There is no explaining it, go play the game and cry yourself.

I love this game, and Cannot wait for the DLC. This is by far my favorite game ever, and I wouldn't give it up fro any other. (I mean, singleplayer wise)

Truly, I love this. Best Game even in 2056

Heres a Suggestion: Have you ever considered Killing yourself?

This Game Is a Little addictive, And By that I mean its SO Addictive I spend ALL My time playing this game.

First of all I've Deticated My life, Time, and Money into this game. Its addicting. I may be Late But you cant Blame me. But Please Valve Keep releasing Updates and never leave this game. Thank You