Recent reviews by Dutch van der Linde

This game is so good it's been improving my help.

it has cured my chronic depression, backpain, aids, hepatitis and more.

Thank you so much ;')


(also fixed my broken marriage)

Amazing Bullet Hell Game.

Too bad i suck at it.

Just get it

Just Get It.

It's great.

Just like old quake games, just wish that everyone had OG B-Hopping.

Miss Gmod Tower :(

It's a good game, and it's free now, so just get it.

To all the people asking for a refund please stop, unless you bought this game a week before it became free you have nothing to b!tch about.

Something a bit more than a medal would be great but whatever, valve is a business guys, they're not just gonna throw money back at us because we threw money at them.

is good.

Man i f*cking love this game.

If you like space, astronomy or rockets. Get this game, it's a masterpiece. I have lost so many hours to this game and i have zero regrets. This game makes me feel like a kid in the biggest sandbox in the world. I cannot describe how much fun this game is. You just have to experience it.

There's a learning curve, might be a bit steep for some. but if you are willing to learn, and have patience, you'll be landing on the Mun within a week.

Thanks Squad.

[OLD REVIEW]

"Not optimized, nuff said"

[UPDATE]

Someone *AHEM* didn't like my older review, seeing this person doesnt understand "jokes" . i'm gonna write a new one, just for him.

[DISCLAIMER] THIS IS MY OPNION

First of all, i wanna say that this is an early access review.
So this means that the game will update overtime and might get rid of some problems that i have with the game currently. with that out of the way, let's start with the positives.

The game looks great, nothing groundbeaking it just looks pretty.

The NPC's are cool,creative and scary.
I came across something called an Arachnoid, it looks like a human scorpion hybrid. I came across it at night. And it spooked me pretty good.
I get spooked by every one of these aliens, And man did i get spooked.

You can probably say that this has a little horror sprinkled here and there, either that or i might just be a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Now the big one,as i like to call it. Im talking about the giant worm that eats people.
It gets triggered once entered certain craters. And man is it scary. Easy to avoid if you never attended to the prometheus school of running away from things. (JUST WALK SIDEWAYS TO AVOID IT)

Gameplay is okay but could use some improvements to resource gathering to make it more fun.

Now to the bad...

Creatures spawn on or in of you sometimes.
Have fun trying to get water, cuz there's bareley any.
Low frames, game has not been optimised.
Its glitchy as hell.
Enemies are almost impossible to kill with starter gun/ammo
Not alot to explore, just alot of sand (yes i couldn't even progress to a different planet)
Animations are wonky and ugly.

And that is just to name a few, i really hope this get resolved becouse i can see this game being fun! The devs just need to work on it!

I also wish steam had a better rating system, instead of : recommend yes or no.
To something of a star system, 1 to 5. 1 being horrible 5 being amazing.

i give the game in its current state a 5.1 out of 10. and i don't recommend it.

This game doesn't DESERVE a proper review.

in short:
Graphics are BAD
Optimization is horrible
Physics are just.... no
Blatant mario kart rip-off (then again basicly every kart game is a clone these days)

Its all in all a terrible game and i don't recommend it