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1 person found this review helpful
181.8 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
BORN TO DIVE
WORLD IS A FEDERATION
鬼神 Kill Em All 2084
I am liberty man
410,757,864,530 DEAD BOTS
Posted 3 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
644.9 hrs on record
Stockholm Syndrome: The Game
Posted 22 December, 2024.
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218.3 hrs on record (160.2 hrs at review time)
The art and sound design is phenomenal, it sets the perfect atmosphere.

The combat is unique and satisfying, it makes you want to jump into another mission.

The mission leaders and playable characters are likeable, and have memorable quotes.

The premium shop is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and makes you want to jump the vendor.

The devs released the game practically unfinished and with problems that were solved in previous games they made. They’ve cleaned up many messes, but some still remain.

Overall, the game is in great shape.
Happy purging!
Posted 18 April, 2024. Last edited 22 November, 2024.
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169 people found this review helpful
73 people found this review funny
75.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
You can download a car

And then turn it into an unrecognizable scrap heap
Posted 13 February, 2024.
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3.6 hrs on record
Great idea, stupid assclown devs. Try out Ravenfield instead!
Posted 13 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.4 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Oh ♥♥♥♥ a daemon EAT GRENADE

The amount of ammo drops in levels are a bit ridiculous, however it’s okay because the visual and sound design is so good you’ll want to keep holding down the fire button.
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
356.8 hrs on record (259.2 hrs at review time)
KILL GLYPHIDS. BEHEAD GLYPHIDS. POWER ATTACK A GLYPHID INTO THE COMMON ROCK. SPLIT A GLYPHID’S SKULL WITH AN AXE. BURN GLYPHIDS WITH INCINDIARIES. POISON GLYPHIDS WITH NEUROTOXIN. TAME GLYPHIDS. SHOOT GLYPHIDS WITH DEPLETED URANIUM ROUNDS. NUKE GLYPHIDS. SEND GLYPHIDS THROUGH A MINEFIELD. RUN OVER GLYPHIDS WITH A DRILLDOZER. BOIL GLYPHIDS ALIVE WITH A WEAPONIZED MICROWAVE. CRUSH GLYPHIDS WITH FALLING STALACTITES. BLOW UP GLYPHIDS WITH C4. DRILL THROUGH GLYPHIDS WITH REINFORCED POWERDRILLS.
Posted 12 February, 2023. Last edited 16 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.8 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's a real fun "♥♥♥♥♥♥ old car" simulator, you should check out the store page trailers and my screenshots.

Bugs

It is still in early access, so it has some frustrating physics sometimes. particularly with the hose. The only enemies I've encountered so far are giant bunnies, however these bunnies can ohko you and are really buggy (BS like spawning behind you and phasing through doors.) They are really stupid and can't pathfind, for example if you are behind your car they'll just run into that and die. I would play on peaceful until you start driving because they are so annoying when you’re setting up. I heard the terrain gets more hilly to balance the difficulty change on peaceful.

The car and car radio

As for the car customization, you can take off and put on whatever you want. There's a radio you can use in each car, which is pretty cool. Most of the radio stations aren't very good, but there is a talk show which I like. It has around 11 minutes of dialogue so you're gonna hear some repeated lines, but it's still interesting and gives some lore and humor to the game. There is also a custom radio station which I really like. It's simple to use, just turn youtube videos in mp3 (there's some other formats too if you want) and put in the CustomRadio folder. You can play funny videos for memes or play Big Iron while driving through the desert and pretend it's Fallout New Vegas.

Player details

There are food and water meters that you have to take care of or you will gradually lose health. There are also bodily waste meters you need to empty so can still take in food and water. You can sleep at night, but it's really just an option to pass the time. You should always keep these meters visible in the HUD. The controls are crappy to learn but easy once you get the hang of them. There is some player customization but I've only used it to remove my mustache.

Multiplayer

The singleplayer is good, but I've heard the multiplayer isn't. I haven't played this game with anyone yet, but i take their word for it.

Tips

1. Store food and small items in baskets, it's easier to keep them in one place. I don't have to worry about things moving around in my car if baskets disable physics on items inside. They'll even stick if you turn the basket upside down. Baskets can also attach to the outside of your car so you can access them easier and you won't have to open up your trunk as much.

2. If you find a lot of food in a fridge and want to empty it at your car instead of going back and forth, push it instead of carrying it. You can barely move while carrying a fridge, it’s only good for lifting it over something. Meanwhile if you just walk into it, it will move as fast as you do. It’s a bit awkward keeping it in front of you as you’re sprinting, but it saves a lot of the headache.
Posted 25 October, 2022. Last edited 12 December, 2022.
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