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115 of 127 (91%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 7:34am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:24pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:31pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 7:13am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:36pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 7:41am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:46am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:22am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:56am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:33am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 7:31am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 10:39am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:31pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:46am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:18am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:33pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:45am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 7:23am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 7:16am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 3:59am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:17am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 8:29am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:45pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:21am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 11:32am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 3:10am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 11:27am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 3:26am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 11:41am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:45pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:16am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:21am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 12:11pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 12:22pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 3:45am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:11am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:30am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 12:23pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 3:35am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 6:46am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:00am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 2:59am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 11:25am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:27am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 5:00am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:21am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:12am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:30am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 11:06am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:33am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 11:42am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 3:00am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 5:15am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:07am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 3:29am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:38am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2017 @ 10:45am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 11:38am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:18am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 4:38am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:57am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:41am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:26am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:45am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 4:03am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:13am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:45am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:49am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:44am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:41am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:36am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:29am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:56am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 7:03am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 6:55am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 7:01am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:05am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 8:55am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:28am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:47am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 5:46am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 9:09am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:19am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:36am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 5:41am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 7:36am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 8:58am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 4:57am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 7:22am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:12am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:13am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:42am



BFF

Lick a friend

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.