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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
11.6 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
kill nazis
Posted 11 July.
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Recommended
10.5 hrs on record
half life
Posted 27 April.
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Recommended
28.5 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
better than tf2 tbh
Posted 20 March.
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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
Launched the game, instantly got slapped with 44 reoffending fines putting me 220k in debt. RETROACTIVELY. These fines are applied to EVERY. SINGLE. INMATE. THAT YOU HAVE EVER. RELEASED. RETROACTIVELY.

Combine this with min-sec inmates having 5-minute prison sentences and ridiculously high reoffending rates, this DLC just completely breaks the game.

Save your clams, don't buy this. Just don't.
Posted 20 August, 2024.
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Recommended
162.4 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)
The game is PLAYABLE again. Bravo to AH, they listened and they learned. Thank you for fixing the game, I can finally recommend it to people again. Spend the $40 and get to work, Helldiver!
Posted 30 March, 2024. Last edited 18 September, 2024.
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Recommended
121.4 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
I had a riot and everyone died
Posted 17 July, 2023.
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95.7 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
space
Posted 9 January, 2023.
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Not Recommended
1,736.8 hrs on record (32.4 hrs at review time)
5 years in development, the bot crisis was not worth the wait. Fix your ♥♥♥♥ valve, this is appalling.

When I was a kid, I thought you were cool. Clearly I was wrong.
Posted 9 January, 2021. Last edited 6 June, 2024.
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