Recent reviews by Nipah

if you spam the bell at the company you get a free gold suit

This is a genuinely amazing deal that not many people know about, but ONLY IF IT'S ON SALE. This Pack goes down to $2.50 USD on sale, far lower than the other packs and it's great solely for the 7 days of Premium Account time and that's it. Everything else isn't really worth buying the pack for - but in this pack you get 7 days of Prem for HALF the cost of what it'd be if you bought 1000 Eagles for $6.6 USD or 5 sets of 150 Eagles for $1 a piece ($5) to exchange it for the equivalent premium account time. It's a bargain.

Just remember only to buy it on a sale, it's the only time where it's ever worth it. The next best pack would be the German one for only .50 cents more on sale.

Had this game not mentioned it was a zombie survival game, i would've assumed this game was just about what it's like to live in Kentucky normally as a regular kentucky resident.

10/10 Accurate Kentucky Simulator.

the tall lady had huge milkers. i mean just absolutely massive jugs. big ol' melons. uh wasn't really paying attention to the story or whatever, but once i saw those absolute knockers i knew this demo was a 10/10. It's really too bad it was limited to 1 hour. A big shame.

This game is CURSED.

I unironically bought this initially for the gameplay, i had no idea this was a porn game until i saw 'that' mechanic. I just wanted a new left4dead-type game bro.. :c

This is a VERY good game, don't get me wrong. But what CA did was re-brand an old expansion into a "Saga" game (What does that even mean??) and re-released it or something. Upped the price AND force you have to buy with all the DLC, there is no choice. You can't just buy the game alone on itself, you can't buy the DLCs you want, You must buy all in the package to play. It's dumb.

This "re-release" also broke alot of people's ownership of the "Blood Pack DLC" they bought when this expansion was tied with the original game's DLC library, what a scam.

冰淇淋 xD

METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE - Review
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A complete radical reformation of a Metal Gear game, that is Good!

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance completely breaks away from the Traditional Stealth-type of Metal Gear Solid games of before, and changes into a "Hack and Slash" crazy over-the-top action game that is just fun as hell. Gameplay is incredibly katana crazy in this game with attack, dodging, parrying and combo mechanics with a very high skill cap (Mostly thanks to PlatinumGames), It also does not take itself too seriously, and also has some great lore too despite being so different then the other METAL GEAR games. It also looks very stunning and THE MUSIC is FANTASTIC, Very well could be the BEST in the franchise. I mean Damn, it's so good.



Pros:
-Great lore, continues Raiden's story arc. from MGS2 & MGS4.
-FANTASTIC SOUNDTRACK, So good!
-Gameplay is very good, the mechanics in this game are very smart and well-thought. Blade-Mode + Zandatsu is Nice.
-Alot of detail, Syncing the climax of the music to fit what is happening on the screen, Fluid animations for your parrying & combos. As well as a smart ranking system.
-Heaps of content, VR Missions & It's two Story DLCS come packaged with this PC Version which is great.
-It's just Fun, really fun. You have to love it.


Cons
-PC Controls & Camera are a bit questionable sometimes.
-Stealth is a bit underdeveloped (lmao)
-Some Achievements are glitchy, but this is very minor and you can still get 100% easily.

Verdict:
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9/10 - Do Buy this game. It's great. You will not regret it.
There's not much to say, there's easily over 100 hours of content here with both DLC just given to you. And it's super Fun. Go buy it now! (Or wait for Sale. It is old game now).

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN - Review
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Despite the review being NEGATIVE, I am actually MIXED on this.

Listen, i think this is a very good video game. Gameplay is beyond fantastic, the Open World aspect is ambitiously respectable, and the sound design and music is beautiful and great. I just think it's not a very good METAL GEAR game (Emphasis on the METAL GEAR part). I won't say too much to avoid spoilers, but for hardcore METAL GEAR fans the Lore for this game was very disappointing... Which has always been a strongpoint in all other MGS games. The game, as we all know by now, was rushed and incomplete due to Hideo Kojima and Konami infighting within the company. The open world can easily get incredibly boring and the game does not keep traditional to it's great METAL GEAR aspects.
You DO NOT infiltrate complex military compounds with clever Stealth and Equipment like in previous games, instead this is more closer to a run-and-gun action adventure story. Oh - And the Antagonist is a let-down in this game.

Pros:
-Great graphics and optimisation (The Fox Engine).
-OK Gameplay, Stealth is underdeveloped
-Good Sound design.
-OK Detail

Cons
-Absolutely poor messy Lore
-Can get boring or feel empty.
-Unfinished and Rushed.
-MGO (Online) is pretty bad.
-Becomes a Grind in the later parts of the game.
-Some annoying constant In-Game Mechanics (e.g. FOBS, Demon Points, MB Management)

Verdict:
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5/10 - Disappointing by METAL GEAR standards. Satisfying for Casual Gamer standard.
Might be a little bit harsh, but this is coming from a very analytical POV and from a big-time fan of the series now. Play any of the other Metal Gear Solid games and compare it to this, you will understand. But do get this on Sale otherwise.