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1 person found this review helpful
55.4 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Join game.
>Screaming and yelling, everyone cursing at one another and shooting each other.
>In Plane.
>Silence for the first 15 seconds.
>Girl talks.
>Everyone loses their ♥♥♥♥.
>"IS THAT A GIRL? LIKE A REAL LIFE GIRL?"
>"GIRLS ARE A MYTH."
>"WHATS A GIRL?"
>"OH ♥♥♥♥ A GIRL?! ♥♥♥♥ THIS I'M OUT!" Dude proceeds to jump out of the plane.
>This all happened in less than 5 seconds.
>Girl just says. "Um yeah?"
>Everyone goes nuts again.
>At this point I jump going to Polyana.
>Land
>Find a Kar98k, 8x Scope, meds, backpack.
>Sees people.
>Proceeds to ♥♥♥♥ them all up.
>Look up in the top right hand corner. "69 people left. Nice." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>In Mylta now.
>Hears someone talking about not shooting them because they're unarmed.
>I adjust my volume, its a guy and the person pinning him in the house is the girl, she's screaming and threatening him.
>I'm just patiently listening.
>"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND YOUR PANTS DOWN." She says.
>I'm completely losing it as he begs her to leave him alone... in PUGB...
>Slowly I'm adjusting myself into a vantage point on the second floor of the building behind her.
>Questioning how no one around has yet to attack her and this guy...
>Dude comes crawling out of the house in front of her, she shows mercy for now.
>Got in position now, crosshair on her head.
>Debates shooting this female... I begin to question life...
>Dude begins pleading about how hes new to the game and has only played ARMA 3 Breaking Point.
>She remains silent, I see she has a shotgun, no match for me at this range.
>Loves ARMA 3 and played a lot of Breaking Point, this man is my friend... a comrade from another game.
>Slowly begins to descend index finger on left-mouse button.
>I stop mid-way when I notice her put her gun away and pull out the legendary Frying Pan.
>I gasp and shoot as she adjusts herself perfectly so that I hit the frying pan instead of her.
>♥♥♥♥ she knows I'm here now!
>"I'M GOING TO BUTCHER YOU, PEASANT." She screams, I'm terrified as she charges my house, leaving this dude alone.
>Guy gets up and runs.
>I hear the door open and footsteps downstairs as I take off my 8x Scope and stare at the staircase, sweating intensely.
>I realize the windows are able to be punched out and I could jump for it....
>Gulping, my armpits drenched, I run to the window bust it out and jump.
>I survive and turn around to see her in the window with the Frying Pan.
>She switches to the shotgun and shoots me, not doing much damage.
>I deck it to the other building, as I fixate myself in a window as I watch her run down the stairs and come outside.
>This time will be different, ♥♥♥♥.
>I pull out my Kar98k and shoot her.
>She lives.
>I shoot again, with pure anger in my click, this was vengeance now.
>She dies.
>I sigh in relief as I look around... still no one. This was odd...
>Wonders where that guy ran, probably just ran to the circle.
>Speaking of which the circle was closing in.
>Move up on her body and begin looting.
>As I'm looting I'm looking around and being careful as heck.
>Suddenly, I hear a voice.
>"PRESS Z, FOLLOW ME." This voice whispers.
>I turn around, 360, about to no scope.
>The guy I saved hits me with a pan and I die.
>Forcefield closes in on him, hes way too far out of the zone and likely died.

>Join another match.
>"Press Z, follow me!" This guy chants as he gets a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cult going.
>Develop PTSD from that line after the dramatic execution of me last game.
>Here we go again...

10/10 would press Z and follow him.
Posted 22 June, 2017.
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26.9 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
I love listening to Pavel say ♥♥♥♥ in russian that I don't understand, even when I set the options to english.
Posted 30 June, 2014.
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59.2 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
UEF Artillery and Nuclear Missiles can ruin your day.
Posted 10 January, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
587.1 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like being knocked out, handcuffed, stripped naked, told to sing "Wrecking Ball" before taking a fire axe to the head. Be wary of bandit ambushes, is all I have to say. Especially around military bases ._ .
Posted 28 December, 2013.
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63 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Not a noob friendly game, the majority of the community also seems to disapprove of new players making it much more difficult. The tutorial it provides is just basics and nothing really interesting. This game for me gets a 1/5.
Posted 6 December, 2013.
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3 people found this review helpful
97.8 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Planetside 2 is a great game, very optimized and able to run well on a moderate PC and has tons of players and very cinematic feeling moments. However expect having to play for long periods of time in order to unlock even a single gun and when I mean "Long Periods" I mean 5-6 hours. I mean if you have money just microtransaction like every other F2P game and have an advantage over everyone who doesn't have money to spend on a FREE TO PLAY game. I think the correct title for this game is PayToWinSide 2.
Posted 6 December, 2013.
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