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Steve harevy: "we asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The Penis" Steve Harvey: "A WUH...HUH?!?" audience erupts into laughter Steve harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets louder Steve harvey: oh lordy" one man goes intoc ardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard Steve Harvey: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP"" the earth shatters and satan rises rom the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing on itself Steve Harvey: (putting on scared voice) Survey says...the board shows 100 for penis Harvey is able to get off one more shcoked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. A look of determination and cause found upon them finally after years. Purpose filling them as they found out they could give back to the world.

"We'll do it."

Hello Detective. I want to play a game.

The computer in front of you currently has rule34.xxx open in a web browser. The water at your feet will reach the exposed outlet in 90 seconds.

The puzzle is simple. All you have to do to stop it is search "Genshin Impact" and ♥♥♥ to the first post with two characters copulating that are both neither femboys or lolis.

The choice is, and always has been, yours, detective.