Recent reviews by Major Bowlage

I don’t think I’ve ever played a game that was so much fun but ruined by such an awful story. The main character is not only annoying because of her weird, egotistical attitude, which is incredibly unsportsmanlike, but she also literally cries when she gets thirsty or has any minor inconvenience befall her. In the end, instead of making it to the top of the mountain victorious, you give up, freeze to death, and then climb into the heavens. This game would have been better with a Sylvester Stallone, cliffhanger style male character.

Super fun with a moderate learning curve. Looking forward to multiplayer duels.

If bf3 and bad company had a baby

Gameplay wise everything is like the classics give or take a few bugs. The cons are the art style and the loot box way of acquiring clothing. The art style is your typical genderless face POC art like Dragonage. The lack of pro skaters and the annoying voice over are also irritating. That being said its still a blast to play.

Its like if battlefield didnt suck.

Lost a ton of money on the casino and now im cooking meth. 10/10