Recent reviews by Zephyr

MY LEG! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET LIBERTY, MY LEG!

Horror survival. Best to play with friends. Not for the faint of heart.
Disclaimer: (Story's vague, best to use tutorials to progress more efficiently)

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Incredible game!

Incredible game!

noice

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than my bathroom.

I'm a new player when it comes to the Metro franchise, and Metro Exodus is very vague game that gives very few pointers. However in the end it showed an incredible comeback, in the Story, its Characters, Progression, Graphics, Immersion, and ingame Versatility. What I like most about metro exodus are the Weapons with they're shear Variety and Customization, it gives a new life to your arsenal. Second the Story is one to have you grow attached and addicted, to Smile, Laugh, or even Cry. Then Finally the Graphics... oh dear got this sh*t was beautiful, I don't even need to explain. In the end I would definitely say this was a good buy!

This game is absolutely stunning , the atmosphere, the storytelling, and for the love of god the graphics. This game has struck an impression on me that not many games have or even could've ever done. As well as the structure of the game itself, especially the combat, many games have stand and attack melee combat, but not in The Witcher 3 it has bombs, spells, potions, abilities, dodging, and diverse melee techniques. It no longer swinging a sword, but a form of pure and honest art. Simply this game is a masterpiece.

Unless you have VR DO NOT GET THIS GAME, it has no potential, has broken controls, is only going frustrate you and waste your money!

Far Cry 5 may have some disappointments for some people, but overall I found that its a great game it has beautiful graphics and an absolutely amazing Story line that brings you into the game, and isnt afraid to give a happily ever after + Thers also a good amount of gameplay.