I’ve known Aidan since he was a wee-little man! I was there at his christening and oh goodness me was he a screamer. Apparently he still is… as his curtain roommate I can say without a doubt; this guy pounds. You can hear it from down the hall, the groans, grunts, and cries, nothing is spared when Aidan is in that MODE. I pray for the person who has to withstand that.

Aidan is an awesome upstairs neighbor. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I sleep below their bedroom, and I hear what goes on. One of them is like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he hits it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

I've fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment.

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hey buddy constable here. you should get good because you are pretty bad at the game. plus i don't have 450 games and 4.6k achievements. it is clear all you do is sit in front of the computer and you aren't even good at it. what a waste of an already worthless life. ggs bro

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx