Recent reviews by two dogs in a trench coat

Beginning is fun, but it becomes more like Tactical Therapy Wizards by the end. Just tiresome.

Unplayable in its current state. If you're running the minimum requirements, like me, you either need to upgrade or wait for them to get further along and optimize performance.

Currently, I have faith that it'll get better. Will update review if/when that happens.

It's a frustrating game, if you're bad at videogames like I am. Unfortunately, the fun really went out of it when I learned that the player is punished for seeking power-ups and is disincentivized from fighting due to the big perks hiding behind timed doors. The lack of save points is also deeply irritating. How am I supposed to git gud if I can only practice fighting the nearest boss every ten minutes?

Maybe someday the incentive structure will be revisited, but until then, I won't be playing it.

It's fun to play, if you can get it to run reliably. I've got a GTX1070 and the latest drivers and there's usually a 50% chance that the game will crash after a completed round, then refuse to start again until I reboot.

Terrorist Hunt is probably the most fun mode, but for some reason, you keep on having to re-queue yourself after every round instead of just being kept in the match making queue. Why?


If you're looking for a shooter, play one that actually runs instead of spending money on this.

Run around for a while, see no one, get two in the dome from some guy who picked up x8 sights and a sniper rifle. Go to lobby, click play, wait a minute, parachute into the island, run around frantically to find a gun. Go to step one. If you have a lot of time this game can probably be fun, but I played it for four hours and just ended up annoyed.