Recent reviews by aether

---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
X Decent (for the time)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
X It‘s just gameplay
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
☐ Very good
☐ Good
X Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
☐ Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
X Check if you can run DOS (literally)
☐ Craptop
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
X Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
X If you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind
---Most servers use GameME for ranks and stuff, huge shoutout to the 6th Rangers for having the best server---
---{Story}---
X Story? What story?
☐ Hard to follow or poor
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life
---There's nothing, but if you look at the actual course of history there's a lot of story---
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
X To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price (Steam Sales)
X If you have some spare change left (REGULAR PRICE)
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
This dated FPS game is one which has all but died save for a select few dedicated fans. People such as the Sixth Ranger Batallion, and many other micro communities keep the game alive. So many fun times using ingame voice asking for tips, everyone is extremely nice to you if you are a beginner, and they're cool about correcting your mistakes and offering guidance (of which didn't listen to lol). Def type !motd in the chat whenever you join a server, remember to have fun and chilllllll.

Overall 9.1/10

EDITED 1/10/25

I think I'm addicted, send help.

EDITED 12/18/23

Look Valve, you gotta keep improving the game, but I'm tentatively a fan of cs2 now.

EDITED 09/29/23

Valve had it SO damn close. It was looking good, big changes but sensible changes and then they totally screw all that good progress by totally destroying csgo from existence and by extension forcing good reviews by keeping all the good reviews from cs:go. What a mess, valve please fix.

Or actually, please don't, we don't want the servers catching on fire again.





---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
X Beautiful (cs2)
X Good (if you have skins)
X Decent (if you do not have skins)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
☐ Very good
X Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
☐ Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run DOS
☐ Craptop
X Decent
X Fast (cs2)
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
X Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
X If you care about leaderboards/ranks (especially true in cs2)
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind
---[You need to grind if you care about rank, especially if you're in ELO hell---
---{Story}---
X Story? What story?
X Hard to follow or poor (there is *some* story to cs)
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life
-The trailer and the tutorial are the most we've ever gotten-
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
X To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It’s free! (non prime)
X Worth the price (prime)
☐ If you have some spare change left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
X Can get annoying (early cs2)
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Basically the quintessential FPS game, never has any game had more consistent physics, a difficult to reach skill ceiling, and the ability to have fun with solo q and with friends

---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
X Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
X Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
☐ Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run DOS
☐ Craptop
☐ Decent
X Fast
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
X Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ If you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
X Average grind level
X Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind
---[You need to grind if you care about items, although the grind isnt that bad comparitively]---
---{Story}---
☐ Story? What story?
☐ Hard to follow or poor
☐ Average
☐ Good
X Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare change left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
GREAT fps game, loved the story and especially the track "Dem Top" from the soundtrack. Very solid overall 8.75/10.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
X Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
X Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run DOS
☐ Craptop
X Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ If you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
X Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind

---{Story}---
☐ Story? What story?
☐ Hard to follow or poor
☐ Average
☐ Good
X Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare change left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Amazing co-op game. Super story rich, and extremely fun while also being very very addictive.
8.9/10

MORSE CODE IS SO HARD

---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
X Good (with mods)
X Decent (without mods)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
X Good (with mods)
X It‘s just gameplay (without mods)
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
☐ Very good
X Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
X Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run DOS
☐ Craptop
X Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
X Nothing to grind
☐ If you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind

---{Story}---
X Story? What story?
☐ Hard to follow or poor
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
X To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare change left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
X Never heard of (without mods)
☐ Minor bugs
X Can get annoying (with mods)
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Very very customizable game and also very very very fun with mods. Also useful for SFM style pictures (or, to some extent, movies).

---{Reccomended Mods}---
M9k weapons
CW 2.0 weapons
FA:S Weapons
Simphys Vehicles
Admin balls
WAC airplanes (community)
Team fortress 2 NPCs

Tricky... But beautiful if you know what you are doing