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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
It dosent even load.
Posted 17 March, 2017.
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11 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
317.6 hrs on record (169.4 hrs at review time)
The hell are you doing looking at the reviews? buy it!
Posted 8 January, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Dont even waste your time on it.
Posted 3 September, 2016. Last edited 3 September, 2016.
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243 people found this review helpful
609 people found this review funny
675.6 hrs on record (494.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>playing unturned
>rp server
>swims to the prison island
>people in uniform everywhere
>im new so i say hi
>gets arrested
>put in cell
>spend time in dirty jail cell for days
>its morning now
>im starving
>door opens
>"get out ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
>moved to outside
>bus awaiting with prisoner already lined up
>large wood bridge
> guys in masks
>loaded onto bus
>bus leaves island
>move to some beach
>told to get out
>only guys in masks now
> lined up on beach
>each one of us is shot one by one
>the executioner runs out of bullets
>begins to reload
>get shot at but dont die
>see barn
>head to barn.
>at barn.
>handcuffs fall off
>find shirt and use as bandage
>i wander on a road
>car pulls up
>im in new farmer clothes
>its a truck full of the bandits from earlier
>they ask if i saw a prisoner
>nope.jpg
>they move on
>its night now
>find town
>find gun
>some player comes up to me
>"hey do you have any bandages?"
>shoot player
>see in chat i was reported to police. Kid was also raging at admins for "hacking"
>i run away from the scene
>helicopter patrolling area
>they see me
>get caught
>put in a bus
>moved to prison island


I died 5 days later from a raid on the prison. The bandits were taken out of power days later by admins.

The Sever was DDoSed at some point, and the admins quit. The server no longer exists. Edited Sat Dec 31st, 2016.
Posted 30 July, 2016. Last edited 31 December, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
35.2 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Great game, easy to learn but hard to master. Also the meta seems different every single game i play but still very fun.


9/10.


Posted 12 July, 2016. Last edited 28 June, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
103.7 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
there is nothing wrong with the game.

pretty good.
Posted 15 June, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
35.5 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
if your sane you run from the DarkCat.

no exceptions.
Posted 2 April, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
29.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game barley opens anymore, and if it does it just instantly crashes.
Posted 25 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
1. after five minutes i could tell this need better mac support and a TON of optimization

2. with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grapfics ever, i could finnally get slightly over25 frames.

yeah no.
Posted 27 December, 2015.
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