I can imagine a secret love story between a pillager and a villager. During the raid they meet in secret just outside the village walls to do it. If they're caught by either side the pillager has to choose between his duty or his love. It's like Romeo and Juliet, except with a dialogue comprised entirely of groans, hmmmms and grunts.

I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways.
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

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