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I'm disturbingly proficient at murdering Anime Women.

Here comes the cowboy.
Here comes the cowboy.
Here comes the cowboy.
Here comes the cowboy.

Like most games, there's alot of Brazillians yelling and shooting at you. The only difference being if you kill them first, there's no teamkill penalty.

so it's king, right? but get this; he has ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ armor.

As of 12/12/18, I have a total of 37 minutes in this game, basically making me a Street Fighter God, so everything stated in this review is to be taken as fact. After going through a very intense tutorial, and playing Practice with Fang for a total of 3 minutes, I figured I had plenty of experience to dive into ranked matches. My first match was against a Level 30 Zangief. He ended up winning that match, but only because my pool suddenly burst into flames mid match, and I had to take care of that. The next match was against a Level 0, much like me. He used a very strange tech that involved him teleporting around, and skipping attack animations, thus, he won that match catching me off guard. I figured that they must take Street Fighter very seriously in Brazil to find such techs, and took the whole thing as a learning experience. My Third and final match was against a Level 6, who was quickly overwhelmed by my swift button inputs. In fact, these inputs were so quick and fierce, I caused a tear in Time itself, causing my opponant to dissappear from existance, instantly disconnnecting him from the match. Overall, the game feels very solid and stable, and the in-game adds for costumes during loading screens is a pretty reasonable bussiness approach. I'd reccomend this game for sure. See you at the Invitationals!

it's a really fun game, but nobody you run into in matchmaking wants to play it with you.

Oh yeah, I hit some men alright.

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Nobushi's quote during her move ,"Poke the Nest" may sound like『貴方に死を』(Anata ni shi wo), However, she is actually saying『其方に死を』(Sonata ni Shi wo). This may seem odd, considering how 『其方』 is typically pronounced 『そちら』(Sochira), however, in this instance, 『其方』is pronounced 『そなた』(Sonata). Always remember to consult jisho.org for more information on Kanji readings and pronunciations.

Also, the game is alright.

A fantastic educational experience that has taught me in order to get what I want, stomp on it.