Recent reviews by dovah-chan

this game is poop

Fully 100% Overall Completion review: I wasted over a month of my life just for some numbers in the bottom corner of the screen in the ACC. It was kinda worth doing all that but not really. The main story has no real focus unlike all the other games. It feels like it is strewn together in a forgettable sequence of events besides the main keypoints which leave you wondering why they're happening and how you got there. Gameplay is just like any other open world game:

-big empty world with only a few key points of interest
-extra smaller missions to complete on the side between main missions or when bored (side ops which of course I painfully completed them all)
-Collectibles (animals, blueprints, key items) (the rock hyrax, which was the last animal I needed, kept me from getting the achievement for about a week)
-almost dead multiplayer ridden with hackers

You could say that it is an innovative game that lets you tackle any situation from any angle (muh buzzwords) but really there are obviously more effiecient ways to do missions and the game barely rewards you at all for sneaking during missions (you can do a mission really fast and loud and be more likely to get an S rank than doing the mission slowly but not getting caught)




DO YOU LIKE GUNS?
DO YOU LIKE SNEAKING?
DO YOU LIKE HEARING MILLER SAY HE'S COMING TOO?

THEN BIG BOSS WANTS YOU
TO GIVE MONEY TO KONAMI TO HELP BUILD MORE PACHINKO MACHINES


(I still love this game though and will say its a pretty okay game but its definitely not perfect by any stretch of the imagination)

w0ah sp00ky

biches be hopsin 420 arcane guise XdDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

blu faste go to go

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