Recent reviews by benjamin

As a reddit gold user, I've waded through dirt and mud (referring to dreaded REPOSTS, haha!) before so I know what to expect from a real life army man simulator. This was not what I was expecting. I was put in to a tight spot with my team, I couldn't even move, let alone adjust my fedora to tip at the lady members of our team! (Just kidding, there were none! Get in the kitchen! Haha!) and I even died once while I was distracted, looking at the funnybanana meme WHICH YES, I DID SAVE. THANKS JOHN! It's a great game, but I don't think I'll be playing it much when I get accepted in to the r/megalounge! Haha! Get me a whiskey on the rocks, autobutler! Haha! - Peter

I'm in a valley. It's dark.. possibly the middle of the night? I've been digging all day. I'm trying to stop the dirt from falling in to my man made hole. Creating a shelter is difficult. My hole is half complete. I light my camp fire with the little resources I have left, take a swig of water and get back to work. I'm pulling out my pickaxe when all of a sudden I hear a snap of a twig behind me. Before I can turn around, a man wielding a large club has knocked me out cold from behind. I collapse in to my hole and he starts pouring dirt over in to my shallow grave. When he has packed the dirt solid, he sits on top of my grave and feasts on a chicken leg that he cooked over my camp fire.. and all the while I'm wondering, devs.. where is the 'Gary' DLC?

9.5/10 No game is perfect.

its okay

took some street level pcp and played this with my oculus rift which caused my eyes to bleed and my peenis to straighten in a hard way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

graphics arent everything but this game looks like ♥♥♥♥ and is capped to 30fps (which is the thing im angry about) good game though. too bad i would rather stick a fork in to my ♥♥♥♥ than endure a 30fps cap

This and the second game are my favourite games of all time now. I've been playing them both since last week. It took one week for this to become my favourite game series.

"But Hole Ahead! Try tongue"

Harder than me cocke!! Its like skyrim!!!!!!!

Christ this game is jam jar

"You brought this on yourself."

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is really good