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A warm, liquidy fart just extruded out of my anus, I rush down stairs to find the horror driping down my leg as the dark mushy substance gazed from the bright light as if it had a doppler effect wooshing down from the heavens. I quickly throw off my pants and sit on the cold hard toilet as i awate the doom that is about to explode from my poor, poor anus. I let out a battly cry of pain as my stomach roars with agony. As the dark substance extrudes from my anus asking god to forgive me from eating the double bean boritto. After a few hours after the attack, I lean down and shout to the gods why this happened to me. The end "10/10 would never taco bell again" -Potato

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A warm, liquidy fart just extruded out of my anus, I rush down stairs to find the horror driping down my leg as the dark mushy substance gazed from the bright light as if it had a doppler effect wooshing down from the heavens. I quickly throw off my pants and sit on the cold hard toilet as i awate the doom that is about to explode from my poor, poor anus. I let out a battly cry of pain as my stomach roars with agony. As the dark substance extrudes from my anus asking god to forgive me from eating the double bean boritto. After a few hours after the attack, I lean down and shout to the gods why this happened to me. The end "10/10 would never taco bell again" -Muffin