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Recent reviews by BlackTreeFrog

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50.3 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ever wonder how it is to work the night shift? Just play this game.

P.S. Nuking your friends with a grenade in the shop is the best part of the game.
Posted 22 June, 2025.
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43 people found this review helpful
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1.1 hrs on record
Fun concept, but the game crashes more often than it takes tries to beat.
Posted 17 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
123.7 hrs on record
This game has me on the edge since 2013.
Posted 28 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
558.5 hrs on record
Monkey see bloon.
Monkey shoot.
Monkey happy.
10/10
Posted 28 April, 2025.
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41 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
27.4 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Underpaid 10/10
Scared ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10/10
Friends provide "help and teamwork" 5/10

Overall an immersive gameplay in what it means to work in the modern day world.
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
274.6 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
This game provides an immersive experience in what it is to have John Wick as your paralysis demon following you in every decision you make while you explore you bi-curious side. While ravaging post-apocalyptic New York and murdering other murderers Wick provides comedic relief to the situation.

Overall after playing as both a male and female, and exploring all endings - getting laid has an entirely different meaning in this game. In the end you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one way or an other.

Graphics - 10/10
Story - 10/10
Cyber induced psychosis and schizophrenia 10/10

Fully recommend to anyone seeking to find true meaning in what it means to experience a Sims style game set in the future with all the customisation options.
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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116 people found this review helpful
79 people found this review funny
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504.2 hrs on record (212.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I beat the 4th boss with my friends. Once we entered the new biome I got violated by flying cockroaches and then their mother came out of no where and sent me to the grave.

10/10
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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400.9 hrs on record (127.7 hrs at review time)
A timeless classic

Still the best Civ game
Posted 26 November, 2018. Last edited 29 November, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
This game is not worth the money for the content it offers.

I beat the game in just 2 and a half hours and paid 7.5 euros for it. You'd expect more for that price. With the amount of current content I advise against purchasing it, even though it is an entertaining game but just for a short amount of time.
Posted 4 January, 2018.
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24.7 hrs on record
Anyone that likes action adventure games will surely like this game, it has everything you can expect from it. Great graphics and I'm only playing it using a gtx960 on high. The story is interesting and well done. Crafting is much better compared to Tomb Raider 2013. And don't get me talking on the booty animations. All in all a great game.
Posted 19 February, 2016.
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