MY FINGER IS LONGER & FATTER THAN YOUR PENUS
YOUR GIRL WANT MY FINGER
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I just took a sh*t on your profile

Sounds scary, huh? Good thing I'm on the case - Manny Pardo. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever raid was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could've taken off your mask. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. I am Manny Pardo, strong, charismatic, thick-skinned, intelligent, good looking; you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me through your mask? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting the Chief of the Miami Police Department and your call is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet, maggot, the bullet that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, vigilante. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways. And that's just with my magnum. Not only am I extensively trained in gun executions, but I am the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time, and if you disagree then you're a Fan ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or Jacket Jackoff. They're not even that good of a killer, they've already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, the Miami Mutilator.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say to me, you little masked ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the police academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 50 Blessings, and I have over 300,000 confirmed points. I am trained in shotgunning and I am the top detective in the entire Miami Police Derpartment. You are nothing to me but just another vigilante looking for their 15 minutes of fame. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision which has never been seen before in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

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Fun train fact: Technologies such as magnetic levitation may provide faster, more efficient train travel in the future. Magnetic levitation propels trains forward using magnets, keeping the vehicle levitated but close to the track.

First you blang the drum AND THEN

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that's right

This comment is cursed by potato, repost this to 10 profiles or else a warm potato will molest your penis

This comment is cursed by potato, repost this to 10 profiles or else a warm potato will molest your penis

🍌🐒 this is le monkey with le banana. post this on 10 profiles or u will never get to eat a banana again

http://imgur.com/Kkaf4XT

This trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing ♥♥♥♥ too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me ♥♥♥♥♥boy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔
So basically I'm not too glad about how traps are now mainstrean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgbA0Lcmgg

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heh....
tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face
You sure about that?
before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air
somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second *swish*
land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically
assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
put my katana back in its scabbard
twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
walk off mysteriously into the shadows

idc

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Sorry, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥-a-roni and cheese, buddy.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I am stumble apon this little profile cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play bo2 with me (Im a diamond sniper, so I can carry my little princes if needed. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like camos? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype or club penguin? (no scare. no trouble, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my VAPORWAVE music in the background if you want...) I just need a friend maybe even girlfriend, (; to play video with.me I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL me homie ~<@:)

I want to ♥♥♥♥ guns.

Coming to /k/ is like coming to a porn website, I have an erection like diamonds seeing all the action working their magic and the slides clanking around. The wood finishes make me think dirty thoughts and make me feel a great warmth in my crotch.

And firearms are so much more dependable and nice then women are. If you clean them and take care of them they will always be around when you need them. They will never ever betray you unless you neglect. And they just look better than women do, both on the outside and on the inside.

I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love, little girls
They make me feel so bad
When they're around
They make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love, little girls
They make me feel so good
They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't, ask me questions
They don't, want to scold me
They don't, look for answers
They just, want to hold me
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh, oh I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love, little girls
They make me feel so, bad
When they're around
They make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love, little girls
They make me feel so, good

i didnt do it i swear

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish

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i had to delete your comment because i only keep positive comments on my profile hehe xd ♥♥♥

DemZ weel ate you!

Oh no my heart stopped

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Wow ur really cute >//u//< *blushes* *gasps and blushes* I-I live near there too. M-Maybe we could h-hang out some time. >//n//< Kik?!? *blushes bright red and shudders* I-I was just trying to get your attention. Im not popular enough to have kik. *bows* >/////< *runs on all fourd Uwaaa!!? *blushes beet red* Onii-chan how could you call me that??!! >//~//< *winds arm back to slap you* *stops* *blushes crying and hugs you* Onii-chan Im sorry we fought *kisses your cheek* >//////< O-Onii-Chan I never knew.... O/////O When you were cold, you were actually trying to protect me. *blushes and looks away*

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CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNN

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

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bye

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