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3 people found this review helpful
17.7 hrs on record
Wow, what a game ! Jonathan Blow made an amazing piece of art, the remastering is top tier and the extra parts are super interesting
Posted 28 June, 2024. Last edited 7 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
150.4 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
5 bullets to the head vs 2 fist punch who wins ?
game has some fun mechanics but many many flaws

edit: plus Activision doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about their players

sound is trash, weapons swings like you have terminal parkinson when shooting, crashs, ...

edit after many hours playing : don't bother with this game
they introduce an OP weapon, if you don't pay everybody 2 shot you with it, you grind it like a moron for two weeks until you get it, they nerf it. Rince and repeat.

10 tick rate servers are horrendous.
People can just lay down in every building
Basic programming errors like when you click on an item it buys the next one (maybe it's coded by trainees that'd explain)
Posted 14 January, 2023. Last edited 11 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
sound is trash, weapons swings like you have terminal parkinson when shooting, crashs, ...

edit after many hours playing : don't bother with this game
they introduce an OP weapon, if you don't pay everybody 2 shot you with it, you grind it like a moron for two weeks until you get it, they nerf it. Rince and repeat.

10 tick rate servers are horrendous.
People can just lay down in every building
Basic programming errors like when you click on an item it buys the next one (maybe it's coded by trainees that'd explain)
Posted 22 November, 2022. Last edited 11 March, 2023.
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17.5 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
pay to win
Posted 1 December, 2021.
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5.3 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
active dev team, a lot of cool features, ongoing improvements
Posted 28 January, 2021.
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64.2 hrs on record (63.6 hrs at review time)
Too many hours to grind for even one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon
Posted 23 June, 2019.
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521.2 hrs on record (404.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still red thumb because I can't stand all this RNG, people can drop the best weapon of the game in the first box, you can forge 5 times in a row and only get ♥♥♥♥ tier items you already forged.

Once this is fixed it would be a good game

As always HI-Rez manages to make really fun games to play

edit: a few month later
As always they manage to destroy their game

edit: ♥♥♥♥ too much rng and for destroying this game

edit: now it seems fun again green thumb, it only needs more players and less bots

edit: wow as of june 2019 they managed to do worse than before, they introduced another idiotic weapon and the game is still full of bots

edit years later: game is fun but needs some updates :(
I still managed to get a legendary from the first chest so a bit too RNG for me but one of the best battle royale I played
Posted 10 June, 2018. Last edited 27 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
363.9 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
50 hours on record 49 hours of loading times to connect to the online mode
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
36.4 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Dunno what to think,
Sometimes it seems really nice -30 ms on normal ping sometimes it's the opposite.
And the connection improvementchart is complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I played with my gf in the same room and I had 54ms while she had 39 (I had WTFAST and it said 65% connection improvement ...)
Posted 29 September, 2015.
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