Recent reviews by hyperbolic nut chamber

Got real boring real fast. Technically this game is very impressive and is only 2.5Gb, but it lacks depth. Once you turn the max FPS up to 60 and tweak some settings the game runs fine, with the default 30fps and vsync however it is very choppy.

NOT WORTH $60 IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

Do yourself a favor and buy a game with actual gameplay like Hyper Light Drifter, or wait until this game is on sale for $15.

Another bug filled unity game with poor performance. It's an OK game but the code is about as far from optimized as it could be. The gameplay gets stale quickly, and the only way to expand it is by grinding for hours.

This game gives me a virtual chub

Unskippable "tutorial", game does not fully unlock until spending 30min doing retarded objectives. Game is horribly boring until the "full" version has been unlocked.

what. the. ♥♥♥♥.

What the new sonic games should have been.

(just be sure to mute the horrible voice acting)

The most mediocre game I have ever played. It's not fun but its not bad.


Playing this game is what it must feel like to be trapped in purgatory.

2 SLOW