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148.8 hrs on record (53.1 hrs at review time)
Good game for raising your blood pressure
Posted 29 June, 2017.
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713.5 hrs on record (188.8 hrs at review time)
Milking money from consumers by releasing the game 3 times at full price, no single player dlc, microtransactions the only plausible way to get the cool stuff online, and now modding has essentially been made illegal. Enough is enough. Do not give them your money, all they do is push you for GTAO for more money, we're sorry that 60 quid isn't enough considering GTAV is in the top 5 for highest grossing games of all time. ♥♥♥♥ this, ♥♥♥♥ that, and ♥♥♥♥ you Take Two
Posted 15 June, 2017.
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658.7 hrs on record (116.9 hrs at review time)
Take your f*cking armor you plebs
Posted 18 March, 2017.
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64.6 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
This game almost perfectly depicts what it is like to be an Ultramarine (according to Matt Ward provided you are playing on easy lmao). But seriously, the campaign is fantastic, the voice acting tremendous (especially for the Orks), the executions are orgas-mic, and the overall feel is amazing. Multiplayer is somewhat dwindling, so it's best if you have at least 4 reliable friends to play Exterminatus (Horde mode) with.
9.5/10
Posted 18 March, 2017. Last edited 18 March, 2017.
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49.4 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
I don't even know where to start. Let's go with the fact that it's probably the best Star Wars game out there, in my opinion. Jumping from it's predecessor to include playable heros such as Han "shot first" Solo, Anakin "Angsty" Skywalker and Darth "hurrrr KSSSTTTT huuurrrrr KSSSSTTT" Vader, and of course, who could forget, General "I aint having none of your ♥♥♥♥ so taste four lightsabers in your face" Greivous.

Oh yeah, MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPACE BATTLES YOOOOO. LIKE BATTLES. IN SPAAAACCCEEEE. BOMB THE ENEMY SHIELDS TO NOTHING, DESTROY THEIR LIFE SUPPORT SO IF THEY DON'T JUMP IN A FIGHTER AND TAKE OFF THEY'LL SLOWLY DIE OF NO OXYGEN. OR TAKE OUT THEIR SENSORS ARRAY SO THEY CAN'T LOCK ON OR USE RADAR, OR EVEN SURPRISE ATTACK BY FLYING A GUNSHIP WITH 10 UNITS INTO THEIR HANGER AND WRECK ♥♥♥♥ FROM INSIDE.

GODAMN I LOVE THIS GAME AND SO WILL YOU.
Posted 14 May, 2015.
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375.9 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
Having netted over 2000 hours since it came out (before i had steam), i can absolutely confirm that this is essentially a nerd's dream. To be able to turn to pixels what they play on tabletop. With 7 races to play from; Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Eldar, Necrons (monoliths are op nerf plz), Chaos, Orks, and Tau, in an immersive campaign mode and many skirmish maps, you will absolutely not regret this game.

My suggestion is that you purchase this if/when it goes on sale, as £10 for a game this old is slightly taking the mickey, but it is worth. Buy with the Complete DoW Franchise pack to get the most of your money. Then you also get SoulStorm (which is equally as good or better than Dark Crusade)

Why are you still reading? BUY THIS GAME
Posted 14 May, 2015.
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4.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
A neat lil game which is more than worth the 60mb space it takes up. Completely free and addictive, this spiderman web sling simulator will have you 'hooked' for ages
Posted 14 May, 2015.
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40.7 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Despite only playing it for five minutes at a time, i've got over 10 hours....how...... Good time waster, CAUTION: WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL
Posted 14 May, 2015.
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10.6 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO with swords. A seriously amazing game
Posted 27 December, 2014.
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645.1 hrs on record (249.9 hrs at review time)
A superb game which is still going strong almost 8 years from release. Balanced gameplay, hilarious characters, weapons, taunts and all around gameplay make this in the top 10 of my favorite games of all time. Not to mention it's free. A must play.
Posted 19 November, 2014.
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