Recent reviews by Soren Tezdu

I'm doing my part

Gotta love when you hotwire a car only to find the keys on the ground after moving it.

You can make some crazy crap with mods

Despite the age and negative reputation this game has attached to its name, I am happy to say that for an Ubisoft game, “Watch Dogs” still stands as one of best genuine experiences in the Ubisoft line-up. Everything except for the advanced graphic systems that was promised at the original reveal all those years ago is included in this game (and with moding, even those reduced graphics are no longer an issue). Despite the multiplayer aspect being offline (resulting in a very few number of weapons and other items becoming unobtainable) this game still holds up as a fun single player experience, with the dull-protagonist seemingly complementing the story and the environment. The action sequences are amazing, really allowing the player to feel like a “bad ass” during such sequences, and stealth feeling just as rewarding when successfully pulled off. Hacking is as much a tool than it is a feature, allowing you to interact with the world in a few key ways, many of which have become to ground work for future Ubisoft titles such as drone spotting in “Ghost Recon – Wildlands”.

Overall, this is a great single player experience that still holds up quite well, which I highly advised you pick up when its on sale.

Still cant win comp games...
More so now

10/10 don't need mountain top anyway

Need to watch more Rick and Morty.
My IQ is too low for this....

"Ay Cabrón"

I had friends once, they shot me in the back for "The Pan"...

Its like KFC, you know its better to eat the meat but all you want and realy care about is the skin.

what do you call a zombie game that has no zombies:

Day
(cause there's no Z in an ombie)

Whilest its true that in soviet Russia, the zombies would most likey ether go extinct due hunger, or get bitten by humans, this game might possibly be a great simulation of a zombie outbreak in Russia, with all the infected too scared to face of with the local populace.

All joking asside though, before the 0.58 update (I think, I have honestly lost track), the game was almost perfect. Pervious versions of the game always seemed to have somthing scarce. 0.56 (once again i think) had an abundance of weapon spawns, but food was more rare to come by then a decent Mc Donalds Burger. The last update before 0.58 (from my experience) saw the game have a good balance of rarity for everything. In other words, nothing was too rare, and nothing was too common (though not many sowing kits durring that time), and I played alot of that version. Now the game still holds that item system of loot rarity, game playing smothly, and they even filled the roads with wreakage, exept they forgot to REadd somthing. The whole point to the game, the ZOMBIES. They dont spawn any longer as the time this review is made. So to conclude, great game, though updates are ruining the game. Its great fun once you get into it, especially with friends. Get it while its on sale, and just wait around untill they get it right (thats IF they get it right, BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IF!!!)

Note to the devs:
You have made somthing wonderfull and have alowed it to take off with wings of glory, now you shot that somthing right through the heart, and took a nice ♥♥♥♥ on it while covering it up with dirt like nothing happend. You have somthing great here, dont run it into the ground. Good luck devs, get your heads screwed on the right way for us would you? THANK YOU!!!