Recent reviews by coconutslvt

i dont even understand how i have all the dlc characters but none of the costumes for year 1 specifically.
ive been hoodwinked, bamboozled.

aleks le is haunting my dreams at this point.

it's not a 70 dollar game. it's fun tho. 70 dollars tho? nah. no way man. that's like 5 meals but only with sides on 3. is this game wirth 5 meals with 3 sides? nah. no way man.

guys, i can't lie, this demo almost made me cry. the visuals, the music, and the first level had my entire body rippling in happy shivers.

my only regret is that i didnt know about this game in time to support the kickstarter.

This game is okay but not bad, very surprised to see such a negative reaction. This game made me laugh a few times and I liked all the characters. The ending was probably the worst part for me. To this day, I still thoroughly enjoyed the surprise appearances from the Figurine fighters dude and the interactions with killbot.

With that being said, The first Tales is one of my all time favorite games and this holds a candle to it but it doesnt burn very brightly. Worth a playthrough if you're a fan of Borderlands.

Loader, please stop taking all the chests.

I care not what gimmick or cheese these mediocre gladiators use. I will overcome them. I will defeat them. I do not bleed. I am immune to poison. My focus is a singularity. Sturdy as the oak and quick as the rodent, I WILL sow these recreants. They will savor the flavor of steel and blood. They will fall to my blade and shoulders. AS they fall upon the earth, AS their weapon clatters beside them, AS they read the word DEFEAT flash across their screen; THEY WILL KNOW ONE TRUTH: they're CHEEKS

Have a taste of capitalism.

i love this game with all my heart but my friends' think i hate it because i constantly say that i hate it. which i do.
8/10 but would be a 10/10 if not for the scummy dlc practices.

this game will probably be a 10/10 when street fighter 7 comes out and youre actually able to get everything without paying almost $200.