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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record
The combat is very easy, most enemies can be easily kicked to the ground and those that can't have attack animations so slow you'd practically have to try and be hit.

Most quests (I'd hazard a guess of around 90-95%) are single phase fetch quests (e.g. follow marker, pickup item, come back and collect reward). The only enemies you have to kill are the ones marked as red skulls on your mini-map, you can just sprint past all others as they are much slower than you. Even the majority of the "main story" quests are like this.

The quests have ranked difficulties (using a skull rating system), however, this doesn't seem to reflect the difficulty of the quests at all (e.g. quests at opposite ends of the scale can have the same number and type of enemies).

Health items are everywhere, every few meters you'll find snacks and drinks to heal back up to full health after every minor inconvenience.

If you do die then you'll lose a negligible amount of money and likely respawn at a further along point in the quest.

The driving in the game is terrible. The maps are too tiny to warrant cars, you only need to drive for a dozen or so seconds to each marker. The cars instantly kill all enemies and you can only be hurt once inside of car if you come to a complete stop.

The game lacks any real story, I hope you read the short character bios on the selection screen because that's all you're getting! The "main story" quests are mostly about grabbing some supplies for people you've been given no reason to care about.

But it does look nice.
Posted 3 July, 2021. Last edited 3 July, 2021.
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3 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Unplayable.

My specs:
i5-8300H
8GB RAM
GTX 1050

Now I know these aren't super amazing specs but I should be able to play the game on the lowest settings, right? Nope. I can't even get to 20 fps. My playtime is recorded at 0.6 hours, about half of which was in menus, but already in that time I experienced more bugs then I do in most non-Bethesda games during an entire playthrough.

Here's a summary of my experience:
-Spawns on beach
-Music keeps cutting out
-Notices the sun is shining at me through the terrain
-Sees a Dodo clipping through a rock
-Game freezes when I try to punch said Dodo
-Sees that the Dodo apparently has a friend that likes to breakdance
-I try to run after the Dodo but the game freezes
-The sky turns grey
-Sees a Triceratops pop into existence and start sliding towards me
-I try to run away into a group of trees
-Game finally decides it's going to crash

Before buying this I thought "well it's always in the top sellers, it must be good" and "if it's got DLC coming out then the base game should be polished by now". Yeah, I was wrong.
Posted 15 August, 2019.
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3.8 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Great game, uplay not needed.
Posted 6 August, 2015.
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2,675.4 hrs on record (285.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 1 August, 2015. Last edited 24 March, 2020.
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34.8 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
This is a positive review.
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 5 June, 2016.
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1.0 hrs on record
The game won't go into fullscreen, I go to settings toggle it off then on, nothing.
Posted 18 June, 2015.
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21.0 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
An instant favourite. I should really play more.
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 5 June, 2016.
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400.0 hrs on record (323.4 hrs at review time)
I recommend checking out the community mods, they make an already great game better.
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 3 July, 2021.
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0.1 hrs on record
It won't start... I get the error "cannont find 800x600x32 video mode".
Posted 18 June, 2015.
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341.9 hrs on record (110.4 hrs at review time)
I don't know why I waited so long. Just buy it.
Posted 25 January, 2015.
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