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Recent reviews by Ranka99

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1 person found this review funny
85.2 hrs on record (78.2 hrs at review time)
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♥♥♥♥ you Ubisoft, suck my round hard ♥♥♥♥
Posted 16 February, 2022.
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241.9 hrs on record (207.3 hrs at review time)
it werks
Posted 6 July, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
this game is poo poo
Posted 8 February, 2021.
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20.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is the skate game I've been waiting for
Posted 22 September, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad
Posted 12 September, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
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2.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Garfield Kart is the physical equivalent to Halo. With an amazing storyline. And amazing characters. Most people don't understand why Garfield is racing Jon in a go kart match. But people whom have an high iq can understand the lore. Jon was fed up with Garfield being a fat cat, and had enough. He put him into a go kart and said "Race me or you'll never see your lasagna again." So Garfield raced him. And they raced, and raced, and raced, and raced. Until they've given up. Jon knew he was defeated. But he never gave up. He called down Odie to join the race. It was a fierceful 2 v 1, with aliens flying around everywhere and pies being thrown But it seemed like nothing could take down Garfield. Then it happened. The final race. Every character was against Garfield. They were fed up with his winning streak. They all decided to join together and build one mega kart. One so powerful that not even Papa Luigi could take down. Garfield was still confident that he could win. Then the day approached. The race began. The sky was dark. It started to rain. It all came down to this one race. Garfield was ahead, as always. But he noticed his car was starting to fall apart. His engine started to smoke, and his wheels were slowly coming off. There was a mark on his kart saying "Nermal <3" Garfield was furious, and he continued to race, even when death seemed likely. His car, only having two wheels left and a burning engine, coming close to the finish line. Where Vito was waiting for him, with a hot, steamy lasagna. The car blew the third wheel. Only one wheel left, but Garfield still was going. Until. Jon pulled out a c4 and said "THIS IS THE END FOR YOU, FAT CAT." He threw it at the car, and detonated it. An explosion could be heard miles away. There was nothing left of the kart but a could of smoke. But, ladies and gentlemen. This wasn't the end of garfied. Vito went to Garfield, who seemed to have passed out. He fed Garfield the lasagna, hoping it could wake him up. "I believe in-a you, Garfield." Vito said. "Wake up." Garfield's eyes opened. "It's-a miracle!" Vito shouted. Garfield got on a little board with wheels. The mega kart full of the other characters was closing in on Garfield, but the finish line was right there. The kart did a mega-boost that would leave Garfield in the dust. But using the strength Garfield got from Vito's lasagna, he pushed the board towards the finish line. They were head to head, Jon, who looked almost insane, went full power. He started throwing the other characters off to gain speed. He was doing anything he could to gain enough speed to beat Garfield. The smoke clears, the finish line was destroyed. It looks like it has been a tie. But the final replay played. Silence from the audience. Jon looked at the replay and almost cried. The winner was... Garfield.
Posted 17 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
micro transaction garbage
Posted 28 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
its ok
Posted 13 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
very good game changed my life forever and freed me of all my cancer and problems thank you this game was revolutionary.
Posted 4 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
258.5 hrs on record (218.5 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted 1 September, 2017. Last edited 5 April, 2018.
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