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1 person found this review helpful
22.9 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game kicks your ass good. its like applying for internships in a dying industry. its like doing blow on your deathbed. you can feel the gears of bureaucracy crushing your body in real time. mech gameplay is tricky but very fun once you get a hang of it, this is far more of an immersive sim than cruelty squad ever was. different, worse, but it still has that inexpiable draw. 8/10
Posted 30 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
Very fun, ticks all the boxes for a quality isometric action game. Short but sweet, and plenty of replay value to go with it and it's chock full of pure eye candy- what's not to love?
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
something something steam awards checklist
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
46.7 hrs on record (34.8 hrs at review time)
if youre buying it for the designs of the enemies and environments, ignore this. if not, i do not think this is the game for you.
its a beautiful game with a very interesting world to look around and unique and creative enemy designs. from an art perspective, it's a personal favorite of mine, at least in recent memory.
but, aside from a stellar ost, thats all i can praise of it sadly- the gameplay is passable, melee is fun but it nor the gunplay is super in-depth. movement's whatever, abilities are whatever, but GOD the story. i was not surprised the art director is the co-founder of mundfish because art is definitely this game's legs, and story is the unwiped chocolate starfish of this sexbait ballerina. anything interesting it does is wiped out by a horrendous ending. i avoided voiceover problems by playing with rus va and eng subs, but subtitles can bug out sometimes and stop appearing, which is obnoxious. ive been excited for this game since it was first teased, and everything i wanted from atomic heart is there, but a so-so gameplay experience and a crapshoot of a story weigh down the visuals far too much for me to ignore.
Posted 17 March, 2023. Last edited 5 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
883.7 hrs on record (137.0 hrs at review time)
pirate legend is overrated, carrying kegs on board is dangerous as ♥♥♥♥, later on voyages will take forever to complete, always do fort of fortune or fort of the damned. my favorite pirate dress-up sim and i love everything about it, the experiences ive had more than make up for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 chapter voyage
Posted 20 November, 2021.
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36.6 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
one of my forever favorite vr games. the campaign is interesting and (relatively) replayable, and the extra content such as arenas and sandbox are fun as hell to get lost in. and if it gets stale? mod it to ♥♥♥♥. really, just a need-to-experience thing for vr enthusiasts. unless your lil ♥♥♥♥♥ ass cant handle smooth locomotion, loser
Posted 20 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
111.4 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
yeh its aight. feels like an alternate reality reach, pretty fun overall. dont expect to get any cool cosmetics so far without spending 10-200$ bucks tho lmao
Posted 20 November, 2021.
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