Recent reviews by my wife beats me severely

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Better than don't starve "cause of friends and unique bosses) but gets less content patches.

Great game but I don't have the patience for it.

This is an extremely good F2P MMO. The style is a third person shooter, but it really feels like a first person shooter and I had fun for hours without even doing the story missions! There are a lot of missions to do in this open world MMO, and there are a lot of events that happen from time to time. The only problems are that the starting choices don't matter (race is cosmetic, class only effects starter weapons, and the "perks" are all attainable by the end of the game), the events are repetitive, and the missions happen right after one another on loop.

Great game that I spent quite a few hours on. Provides a great competitive experience, but some of the weapens are unbalenced (sawed-off, negev, etc.). This however, is getting patched and worked on.

Great game that I played for a good amount of hours. My achievement hunter heart broke when I saw the achievements though... D':

Unbalenced, repetitive, and boring. No players are online anymore either.

This game had me playing for hours. It is honestly one of the best games I have. I'm normally the kind of guy that plays multiplayer games, I hate going solo. For some reason, this game caught my eye in the steam store. I played it for hours on end, and once it seems like you unlocked everything, theres more to be done.

Pros:

1. Nice retro feel
2. Unique mechanics
3. almost infinite items
4. secret bosses and minigames
5. plenty of traps
6. interesting story
7. special behaviors for some enemies (bullet kin hiding behind tables)
8. cool bosses
9. unique characters that fit your playstyle
10. loveable npcs

Cons:

1. can be rage inducing (if u succ or get angry easily)
2. Bosses can become somewhat predictable (add more attacks plz...)
3. The Forge t(^-^t)

How to make a s*it sandwich:

step 1:
take a s*it

step 2:
grab the s*it and pread it on a pan

step 3:
say warning backwords and sing the shrek theme song

step 5:
get bread

step 4:
moo

step 4:
sweg

step 4:
get bread and sh*t togather and microwave

step 0:
go f*ck yourself

step 4:
eat hearty!

step (null_reference_nonsense null] {scene description}
THE CLOWNZ EAT UR BRAINZ NDJHSKGDFBDHJSKASDHJKFBSADHIJKDFBHJK

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