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69 of 101 (68%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:49pm

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 5:04pm

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 1:28am

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:52pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:47pm

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 7:20am

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2018 @ 10:03pm

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 12:20am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52am

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 8:04pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:56pm

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:55pm

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 11:29am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 5:51pm

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 9:29pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2018 @ 11:07am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:53pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 5:15pm

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2015 @ 9:53pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 9:16am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 1:07am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15am

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 1:59pm

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2020 @ 4:14pm

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 12:41pm

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 6:03am

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 6:48pm

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 7:08pm

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 6:19pm

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 6:19pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:54am

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2016 @ 3:13pm

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2017 @ 2:08pm

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 10:33am

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 6:49am

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 6:43am

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 6:46am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03pm

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 3:47am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 5:09pm

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 7:51pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:34pm

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:41pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56pm

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00am

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:01pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 3:27pm

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10pm

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37pm

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 6:43pm

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 3:01pm

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 2:45pm

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:10pm

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02pm

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:29am

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:33pm

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:45pm

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:32am

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:10pm

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16pm

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 12:54am

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 11:30pm

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:16am



CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
26 / 100

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
0 / 25

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
0 / 5

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
6 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
5 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
2 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
2 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.