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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Well designed survivor with interesting healing perks, who's just as fun to play as the rest of the cast. "Buh buh muh woke" you don't have to buy the chapter then, if a small detail like that gets your undies in a twist. The chapter is good. 10/10 Recommended.
Posted 6 May, 2025.
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65.4 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
you know what that means


fish!
Posted 17 January, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
hilariously buggy and terrible, as per BHVR usual. "nominate us for labor of love" y'all got JOKES.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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302.5 hrs on record (218.3 hrs at review time)
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EDIT* after 200 hours of (JUST EA) playtime i still stand by this!!!
this isnt gonna be an eloquent review sry lol - but basically. if u love stardew valley, animal crossing, rune factory, etc. cozy farm/life sims and have been looking for smth to rly cater to that.. THIS IS IT. it's only in EA as of writing this review but it's already exceeding my expectations and hopes, and there's still so much more to come. this is it y'all.
Posted 15 August, 2024. Last edited 10 December, 2024.
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273.0 hrs on record (94.0 hrs at review time)
i love women and farm sims also this guy has been giving so much free content. most goated dev and farm sim of all time
Posted 5 July, 2024.
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49.0 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
PLEASE let us pet the spore lizard pls I beg you, 10/10 game also
Edit: NGL bro this game still got me by the neck, it's so much fun and so interesting, and I look super forward to seeing how it develops even further :)
Posted 3 January, 2024. Last edited 17 January, 2024.
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78.1 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely adorable game, very calm and surprisingly addictive. There can be some issues with using mods, to tread lightly if you're into that. Some parts of the game - mainly NPC dialogue, can feel stale at times, but it's not that bad. If you like stardew valley, minecraft, harvest moon, or all of the above, give this one a try!
(My only real gripe is the fishing mechanic being kinda tedious and slow, but it is what it is lol)
Posted 22 November, 2021.
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12.3 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
The Stardew Valley x Warriorcats crossover no one asked for, but absolutely needed.

Pros: You get to be a cat (and customize it), very cute and relaxing game, cats, enjoyable atmosphere, plus there's a cat who wears a Plague Doctor mask (which you can also buy and wear from the Mystic shopkeeper!). Absolutely recommend this game.

Cons: None (OK well after the main storyline it does dull down Slightly, but it's still very enjoyable imo, both on here and Switch are the platforms I play and I'm not tired of it at all)
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
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52.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Been following this nearly the whole way before it's release, and I was super excited to play it! Definitely, ABSOLUTELY love it, and recommend it wholeheartedly! It IS still freshly out, and in early access as of writing this, so there are some bugs and wonky camera controls. However, it didn't detract from my enjoyment at all, actually - which I was both happy about and surprised by.
This game is basically like a Genetics Class cartoon dog style, and slightly like the Sims - but with cute slightly insect-like dog creatures and genetics, as well as very enjoyable decoration and interaction options. I genuinely don't have any actual complaints about Wobbledogs, it's fantastic! If you're still on the fence, that's understandable - but even with the handful of bugs there are this game not only exceeded my expectations but makes me excited to see where this game goes.
Posted 28 January, 2021.
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442.9 hrs on record (349.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its ok
Posted 28 November, 2020. Last edited 20 July, 2025.
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