Recent reviews by Pizzás Suzuki

Only Mann vs Machine. For the classic TF2 game there are probably better alternatives out there. And Spy is just unfun to play against.

1. Why have ranks if it doesn't influence anything? Bronze (lowest rank) has the same chance of showing up against a Royale (highest rank) in the same game. Fair right..?
2. RNG regarding the loot drops when you land (no shotgun = you die if you meet someone who has one).
3. RNG regarding loading times, the sooner the game stops the loading screen, the sooner you will land, the more chance you've got to get some kills.
4. Map not loading in time despite all my machine components reach the "Recommended" PC Requirements. So much fun running between weapons when the game has not yet loaded them for you.

Was probably worth €5 but not sure.

This isn't really a game, this is an experience.

Very chill game with your own music you want.

I used to have a "negative" rating on this game concerning the bad community, imbalanced characters, laggy competitive servers.

Many things have moved into a positive direction since then. Not saying this game is flawless, but what game is... Competitive requires a long queue since only few people are playing it, well, guess why... it kind of sucks. You get a ton of slam-dunk games, despite being put in a lobby with players of "similar skill". This goes back and forth, so sometimes the enemy has no chance, sometimes you don't. Another problem is the addition of new characters. We've got vivian recently, another put-a-brick-on-left-click-and-you-win class. please Hi-Rez stop it.

However, playing casual is really fun. I'd highlight all the cool ultimates, emotes and shenanigans that take part in this game. There are a lot of extremely good looking skins and you can buy a lot on sales without paying money. I also love how you can play differently with the same character. Different builds, differents strategies, you can basically play any stategy you want. It might not work out but discovering new interactions definitely has the fun you are looking for while playing a game.

In overall, I recommend checking the game out. And hey it's free!

An old favourite, first seen by me on Xbox360. Beautiful gameplay, stable FPS, very rare bugs.

Only downside is that when you finish the campaign it throws you back into the main menu. I would have played a lot more. In shadow arenas that we could see during the campaign, for instance.

Make sure you play on Apocalyptic difficulty.

This is the perfect example of how a "paintbrush" game can be one of the most innovative of all. I can only recommend it. Make sure you get the multiplayer. Being alone is scary :/

(Copied from my "Don't Starve" review.)

This is the perfect example of how a "paintbrush" game can be one of the most innovative of all. I can only recommend it. Make sure you get the multiplayer. Being alone is scary :/

Only purchase if you have friends to play with and have fun.
Otherwise, it's not worth a penny due to the quality of matchmaking. CS:GO is a delicacy compared to this game. Even with the terrible community.

Won a match and downranked:
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And it doesn't just end there. No matter how good you are within a team, you will rise or fall depending on whether you win or lose. Carried a game with 3 goals and 1000 points but lost? Too bad, you will downrank because of your teammates. And you can't really blame them.
This leads to incorrect ranks and horribly unbalanced matchmaking. Ranks should be determined by YOUR skill, not your teammates'. The ranking system is an absolute 0/10.
Imagine a ranking system consisting of two rows of code:

lose_elo (when you lose)
gain_elo (when you win)

Because this is Rocket League. Worst matchmaking I've ever encountered.

This game is like a delicious ice cream. I have enjoyed every minute of it. But of course everything comes to an end and if only this game hadn't done so. The only downside is that it's short (or I have possibly played it out too fast). Had I played a bit slower, this "ice cream" would have lasted longer. Though it has a lot of stunt-jumps, releasable dragon statues, raisable relics, side missions scattered around the map. (Like graffitis, horseshoes, oysters in GTA San Andreas, you know, general collectibles.) I don't know why there is so much fuss about RTS. The game gives you tutorial on how to control the battlefield. To tell you the truth, it's something that the community has found to moan about. I'd highlight:

- Awesome music (in the OST version at least)
- Amazing story
- Exploration
- Side missions
- 107 unlockable songs
- Achievements
- Trading cards

I'm praying for a Brütal Legend II.
10/10
Best game ever made.

I recommend this game for everyone. Only problem is that not because it's fun.

This was the only game in my life that I never actually enjoyed due to some problems, such as: terrible community (kick system abuse, smurfing), engine problems, unbalanced weapons.
However, during events you can get really expensive cases as I did a cobblesone case. Sold it for 37€ (gross). The price of the game is also appealing so purchase this game. You can also get cases and skins to build up steam wallet money.

Unfortunately - for me - it's very far from being a fun game.

Edit: 22.12.2015

CS:GO has been heavily polished by Valve. Most weapons are balanced, hitreg fixed. It's a great game now. Alas, destroyed by the community.