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Welcome to my guide for the game Teardown. Today we will be learning how to turn your personal computer into a source of heat and/or light. To do this we must make the temperature of the GPU rise enough to change states of matter. One easy way to do this i
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e1 10 Mar @ 9:32pm 
*said i have a farm full of your mom*

*shows me a pasture full of cows*

-rep
hoplite 27 Feb @ 11:54am 
I lost my virginity 15 years ago, and I still Google her name hoping she became a porn star.

Time to get this off my chest. It’s been 15 damn years. And I’m still clinging to the dumbest fantasy a man can have.

I lost my virginity in college to a gorgeous redhead, way out of my league. I was awkward, shaking, had zero idea what I was doing. But mid-thrust, my idiot brain whispered:

“What if she ends up doing porn someday? Then I could say I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a porn star.”

Not exactly a romantic thought to have for my first love. But a honest one.

She’s a lawyer now. Married. Two kids. Still no porn. I Google her name once or twice a year like some pathetic tradition.

Still nothing.

Meanwhile, I’m divorced, drunk, and balls-deep in a Fleshlight named Creampuff, clinging to the saddest pipe dream imaginable.
UraniumEnjoyer28 26 Feb @ 7:57pm 
+rep my favourite child predator!
hoplite 26 Feb @ 1:22pm 
+rep my favourite child predator! :3
larry 26 Feb @ 1:20pm 
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UraniumEnjoyer28 26 Feb @ 1:19pm 
Mean Rude Individual whos fat and ugly die