Steam Community :: meeting the goopman at midnight

Bug money! 13 Jun @ 1:25pm

with a harpoon. im gonna pierce you through the middle with my harpoon

Bug money! 13 Jun @ 1:24pm

eventually my drones will find your gay ass then im gonna deploy with my jetpack and cowboy hat and pierce you through the middle to be taken back to my pop-up milkshake venue for processing into a delicious ice cream shake meal

Rennie 14 Mar @ 7:24pm

:3

Bug money! 26 Jan @ 6:10pm

Unbox Now

meeting the goopman at midnight 26 Jan @ 2:04am

ate

Bug money! 24 Jan @ 1:11pm

theyre eating little bits of my arms and legs real slow and it really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts

Rennie 12 Nov, 2024 @ 4:25am

The Kowloon walled city

Michael 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10pm

I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you.

RecoilRick 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:47am

niki. AAAAUAAUAUUUUUGUGUGUUGUGGHHHHHhh (death throes)

Bug money! 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:04am

using my complete and utter dominion over my body to secrete the 550mL jar of perfume (glass included) i eated through my sweat glands and accidentally crying Neon Catgirl Cyber Hennessy

Bug money! 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00am

the angels in heaven are FIGHTING to keep me away from squirrel hell and kicking the little bastards into walls as hard as i can

Bug money! 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:26pm

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hopeless monster addict 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:50am

no thanks, i prefer a good old train battle, all theses gladiator battles on busses and sumo fights on ferries are for chumps. Back in my day it was improvised weapons and fisticuffs on a high speed train. TVs would appear as the intercom would announce the ensuing blood bath. bets placed and train cars wrecked and life long friends made.

all this new public transport bloodsports is nothing compared to the glory days of train battles

Bug money! 15 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13pm

they're adding gladiator battles to public transport, if you preorder now you can have Gold Torn Jacket and Burning Used Needle

hopeless monster addict 15 Feb, 2024 @ 4:51pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my cat

Bug money! 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49pm

theres no way this is real. im gonna

RecoilRick 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

fart couch