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1,209.9 hrs on record (895.9 hrs at review time)
Do you like blocks?
do you LOVE BLOCKS??!
DO YOU BLOCKSY BLOCKS BLOCKSY BLOCKS BLOCKS BLOCKS?!?!?!??!?!

very good game. Multiplayer is very easy to set up, unlike similar games, (cough cough Starbound cough cough).

Bosses are great fun and a good difficulty level. Just make sure you got a good arena and a good class set up whenever you do the big ones.
Posted 9 October, 2016.
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1.0 hrs on record
TL;DR Not a good game, no realistic choice making, no satisfaction and not enough work and thought to make it a thought-provoking artistic game.


This is not a good game. It tries to be artsy and cool because the only ending is you being alone and saying goodbye forever. But none of the options come up with realistic results. You can't just support emily as a friend, you can't realistically try to get with emma, you can't do anything.

They key to making this a good game would be making you feel like you have real choice, and making it feel like your choices matter. This game does neither. You end up in the same situation everytime, and that would be fine and cool and artsy if it could do it in a way in which the ending felt ever so slightly different whichever way you played it. But it doesn't.
Great idea, terrible execution.(aka what you want to happen to emily at the end of this game.)

Maybe it's an artsy game for some people but for me it really isn't. I said no to emily coming to visit because I was going to a warehouse party with emma (where realisitically we both would've been off our nuts on MDMA, no joke, no 420mlgnoscope, just genuinly would've been off our faces on mandy), then say we talk all the time, saying i'd like us to be more. Then ♥♥♥♥♥ turns round and say's tired of waiting for me. ♥♥♥♥ off.

1/10 I'm obsessed with 1 girl and too much of a ♥♥♥♥ up to do anything for myself Simulator 2015

Posted 24 November, 2015.
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5,465.6 hrs on record (210.0 hrs at review time)
A really addicting great game. I've been playing it for ages and it's fun and exciting and very competitive.
100% perfect.

My only negative point about this game is that now i'm on anti-depressants it is very difficult to play effectively. It's kinda crushed me that i can't play competively anymore.

Posted 8 November, 2015.
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