Recent reviews by lacedgeekbarenjoyer

Ook ook ook! Me love popping balloons! It's just so satisfying to see them burst and hear that loud pop! Sometimes me even wait for a human to blow up a balloon and then sneak up behind them and POP! It always makes them jump and me laugh.

But it's not just the fun of popping them that makes me do it - sometimes balloons can be a real danger to my monkey friends and me. If they get loose and fly into our trees, they can get tangled up and hurt the branches and leaves. And if they pop near us, the loud noise can startle us and make us feel scared.

So me figure it's better to pop them before they become a problem. Plus, it's just so much fun! Sometimes me even have contests with my monkey friends to see who can pop the most balloons in a row. Me always win, of course - me have the sharpest claws!

But me not just pop balloons for no reason. Me make sure there are no animals or humans around before me do it, and me always clean up the pieces afterwards. So don't worry, me not a total mischief-maker - me just a monkey who loves a good pop! Ook ook ook!

i have developed severe schizophrenia and bipolar disorder from this game. everyone i ever loved has left me because all i talk about is baloons and monkeys