Recent reviews by Ozymandias

В 76 лет скончался неакадемический учёный Юрий Степанович Рыбников.

Юрий предложил «счёт древних русов», как по его мнению считали наши предки. Состоит он из следующих форм: «ноль, целковый, полушка, четвертушка, осьмушка, пудовичок, медячок, серебрячок, золотничок, девятичок, десятичок».

Распространите среди братьев русов, пейте воду из Байкала да Перуну молитеся! И запомните, математика - это лженаука ящурская.

-Извините, а где бутылки принимают?
-Какие бутылки, старый хрыч? не видишь, здесь людей e6ут!
-И очень даже неплохо!

Отличный геймплей, не зря заплатил деньги, я уже молчу что теперь игра бесплатная.
Ошибка учетной записи Epic Games, вот что встречает на экране. Почему я покупал игру в стиме, а разработчик решил перенести её в другой лаунчер и теперь я должен устранять ошибки, чтобы поиграть? Разве это моя проблема?

This game is called Ultra Deluxe, what other arguments do you need to buy? Why do you even read reviews?
Speaking of reviews, you can edit your reviews on steam only thanks to the narrator from this game who asked the administration of steam to do this, that's what her influence on the culture of games is.
Yes, I'm telling you this, eternally dissatisfied player cookie9, now you can forward time so much that not a single living creature will remain on earth, and even our favorite narrator will disappear, are you satisfied now? You wanted it?
Please allow me to introduce Ultra Deluxe, a game that caters to every whim of even the most spoiled player in the universe.

My mercy prevails over my wrath

HEALTH - Tears и этим всё сказано.

Игра на любителя, если не придираться к мелочам

This game is a decent maze puzzle game, with a pretty good 8 bit soundtrack. By the way, the enemy models are pretty funny. Personally, I love pixel-style roguelikes, and sometimes it's useful to train your brain with these mini-puzzle games.

Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again, Johnny Guitar
What if you go, what if you stay, I love you
But if you're cruel, you can be kind, I know
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again, Johnny Guitar

Of course, this is the game of the generation, the unshakable classics of the gaming industry, and so on. However, the plot did not really interest me. I like this game, of course, but in my opinion, the universe itself is not distinguished by an outstanding plot. The game should definitely be on the shelf of legendary games, but at one time it was shot solely because of the graphics and physics, and not because of the plot. I know that not many will agree with me, please, if you want to challenge this opinion, write in the comments why you disagree, maybe I’m still wrong.