Recent reviews by porygon2

buy game
within first hour:
lose 100+$ to scratchoffs
catch about 10 fish
buy a metal detector and make like 10 dollars in earnings
catch an extremely hard to get fish less than 5 minutes after buying crickets (the lythcsneed or something)
it sells for 400+ dollars
more scratchoffs!!!!
great investment for only 5 US schmeckles

i got 50 games for the price of maybe 2 and that's some dedication you can't ignore
if you dont like the first game in the *chronologically ordered* list, then try a different one! there's literally 49 other games you can play and if you dont like your second choice there is 48 other games. try to play at least 25 before leaving a review that's all im asking

honestly i could have spent my time better than moderating a virtual 15 year old on a janky ass 1999 OS but i think it was worth my time
i need to go buy the soundtrack, excuse me

holes 2

i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game

music is great, mechanics are great, game is great, 2012 is great
10/10

ngl this is a great benchmark

this game is full of bugs

yeah i use it sometimes i guess

the wholesomeness of animal crossing mixed with the horror and brutality of australia