Recent reviews by Kern's Horchata

LOOOOVING IT!!! THE MUSIC OHH GOD

Perfect, just play it

CUTE GAME BUT IDK

Nice

I regret buying this piece of ♥♥♥♥ of a game, i hope everyone stays the ♥♥♥♥ away from this hot steaming smelly fiery volcano supreme hellish galactic permanent diabetic garbage that only sucks your money for no reason. I wish I could refund this, or at least get a personal apology from a developer or my money back, JUST GIMME BACK MY MONEY IM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME ANYMORE!!!!!! I couldnt even freaking finish the game, so bad, and to think that i used to play serious sam first encounter when i was 4 years old(pirated version, as i should've done the same with this stupid and waste of a creation)
Honestly, how can you not realize that what you made is legit ♥♥♥♥? Like, On God, no cap, real talk, 1 on 1 spitting only facts, saying only the truth, you have to be on some grass to even try to defend these developers with this game. Serious sam 3 was very forgettable, but this one is straight up painful and an insult to even ask 40 euros for this bad experience. Im not paying you to suffer! Stupid crap. Please give me back my money, it's already bad you cant give me back my time.

Very good. Very spooky. Very buy.

Summit is in the pit.

it's alright. Killstreaks are not stupid OP, the game itself runs fine(60 fps-ish) on my R9 270(in 1080p at high settings) and the multiplayer is better than AW, close to what Black ops 2 was.
A lot of guns are kinda meh, only a few are good imo.
The campaign is bad, zombies is good, wish there were more maps.

Please

Do not buy this game anymore, it's filled with pay-to-win microtransactions Bull$hit and a ton of stupid and worthless DLCs.