Recent reviews by Hatr

>open gta iv
>dont lov into gfwl
>close game
>get sad cause no save
>go in disvcssions looking
>find out that you can log in with windows 10 account
>play game noramlly
>download mods and ♥♥♥♥

Life is good hope the rest has it this easy
10/10

>Be american
>To be precise (back when i made him i was about 12) Mr. Dogememe
>Flying a Bomber over germany somewhere.
> "BOMBS AWAY"
>Going home
>Lone german figther sneaking up.
>this german was leaking and smoking its a wonder how he was still in the air.
>he fires a salvo of rounds.
>Hit left engine
> "Engine inoperable"
>Fire erupts
>♥♥♥♥.
>Eventually fire go out, but im flying with only one engine
>later another geramn figther, i was stunned, but my gunners made short work of the poor guy but he still got some rounds into me
>All of my gunners except the top gunner was killed or out of ammo
> QUITE LATER
>Sees friendly airstrip
> YEEEA.jpg
>Goes in for landing
>German figther
>wat
>friendly AAA ligthing them up
>when suddenly
>blam
>Got hit in the tail
> 5m from the ground
>Tires hit the ground
>Bomb
> ohno.jpg
> HITS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
> CTRL + E
> Cannopy opens
>My guy jumps
>Supprisingly survives
>He runs
>everybody runs
>YOU RUn
>I RUN
>WINSTON CHURCHIL RUNS
>Its a 50kg
>plane gets hit
>minor damage
>gets promoted
>WIns the war
>At home with family
>i realise
> i never flew B-25
>i died in normandy
>TFW you are 20f under the ground in a coffin

Like if you cri evritiem


(I had this game on a disk when it came out and recently bougth it, and just wanted to share my story)

After killing some swedish douce and a Military dude in a school, i took a uniform w/ a red beret and walked out, almost noone can see through this disguise i thought, when! i got shot by some dude w/ a handgun cause i bumped into him 3 times in the begining, at that time i didnt know that the game saved automaticly, so i restarted,
4/20 - "kinda good but he is abit to bald for my liking"



- Your boi!

I spent €100 on hats in this game 10/10
Good job nintendo


And also THAT HEAVY IS A SPY.