Recent reviews by HawkTeevs

I loved it when the Phantom said "It's spotlighting time" and spotlighted all over everyone

What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but God said:
*GULP*

Look for the
Bear 'lectricities
The simple bear 'lectricities
Forget about your parries and your heat

I mean the
Bear 'lectricites
O' father 'eihachi's recipe
That bring the bear 'lectricities of life

I have no more functioning eyeballs.
There's so much blood on my screen I swear I'm just watching LiveLeak footage.
Jerma was right: humans are not supposed to be doing this. We're supposed to be pulling wagons and dying of dysentery. Not whatever is going on in my computer.
I have ADHD and this game's burnt through my adderall supply faster than anything else I've experienced before.

12/10, recommend this game to your oldest relative (preferably one with some sort of cognitive dysfunction)

I can make Freddy Fazbear do an Electric Wind God Fist like he's in Tekken 10/10 would recommend

I like torturing my friends with a infinite combo frame-by-frame :)

demopan tf2

One of the most terrifying games I've ever played.

I can play as Ronald McDonald